Despite her world-renowned questionable talent, business errors and severe legal woes, Britney Spears' new album, Blackout, will emerge this week as the number one record on the charts, selling between 325,000 to 350,000 copies. We're not sure what exactly this means about consumers, but we do think it's hilarious that just by eating Doritos in parking lots Spears can outsell nu karaoke "rocker" Daughtry, whose past sales figures – for whatever reason – TMZ uses to gauge Britney's success.

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• Big news: World's tallest man gets married! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! [DListed]

• Seriously, at that point, just go naked. [HT]

• Guess Kramer took the widespread, public outrage and constant harassment kinda bad. [BWE]

• Where are these 10 pounds? [ICYDK]

• Can one have meth flashbacks? [CityRag]

• "Shemar Moore…Shemar Less." Oh, diss! [Yeeeah]

• Since he can't screw them he's taken to screwing with them. [DListed]

• Brooke Burke in another bikini. I wonder if she has warm ones for the winter. [HT]

• Don't you dare say anything about Giada, you cruel harlots! [Glitterati]

• Christian Bale promises Heath Ledger will be doing a "different" Joker. Which just means worse than Jack Nicholson. [ICYDK]

• George Michael being a vanguard in the gay community and refusing to get an HIV test. And the band plays on! [Yeeeah]

• "Oh, drugs drugs! Then, yes!" [CityRag]

• David Beckham took off his shirt. No, there's not really a story there. Just lots and lots of photos. [JustJared]

• Christina Aguilera isn't a stripper she just plays one in the movies. And in her videos. And in magazines. And in live performances. [WWTDD]

• Paris Hilton's Album isn't coming out anytime soon. She wants some more time to completely destroy great songs; this time it's Gnarls Barkley "Crazy". [The Superficial]

• You know how fun it is to watch friends fight in public? Now there are some photos of Brooke Burke and David Charvet going at it. Awkward. [Hollywood Rag]

• I always knew that Mary-Kate Olsen had a little Michael Jackson in her. I mean, we've all seen how she gets down. [PITNB]

• Tom Cruise's kids aren't allowed to watch tv or movies. This is most likely to protect them from seeing their father act like a madman and ruin his career. [Best Week Ever]