• The world's ugliest dog has passed on to the great kennel in the sky. [DListed]
• Tim Robbins had polling problems on election day, but they were all his own damn fault. [Yeeeah]
• Janet Jackson is way too busy canceling her tour to have children. [INO]
• Brooke Hogan: Still classy. [HT]
• Who in the hell invited Tyra Banks to the Glamour Women of the Year ceremony? [PS]
• Christina Aguilera has some really unfortunate-looking bangs. [ICYDK]
Nick Hogan was finally released from jail at 12:30 a.m. today after serving 166 days of an eight-month sentence. We're assuming incessant whining and acting like a despicable human being qualifies as "good" behavior.
Now that Nick's out of jail he can focus on what really matters: His upcoming "real-ality" show, macaroni and cheese and MySpace blogs. Oh yeah, and maybe he can stop in for a few minutes to visit that guy he almost killed.
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Too much time has passed since we last read Brooke Hogan's eloquent MySpace blog, but today is a glorious day: It's her brother (and, according to Brooke, practically the second coming of Xenu) Nick's last day behind bars for driving recklessly and nearly killing his "best friend" John Graziano. The poor thing still doesn't get it, and likely never will, seeing as how she asks that everyone (except, of course, for "the haters") pray for her and her family — oh, and John, too. Why do the Hogans deserve your prayers? Because she's had a rough time without her winner of a brother around to "make [her] smile."
Click through for all of Brooke's delusions. CONTINUED »
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Wanna know why I have on a hood today? Why I'm so theatrical? Because your photo shoot was theatrical — at the awards ceremony for the Fiercees. So for this judging I decided to be Little Black Riding Hood." — Tyra, America's Next Top Model
• Brooke Hogan: The epitome of class. [Yeeeah]
• Charlize Theron tells guests in her home looking for the bathroom to "take a left at the Oscar." That's actually kind of awesome. [INO]
• Maggie Gyllenhaal looks … tired. [ICYDK]
• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are sad because they have a long-distance relationship. You know what else is sad? When people can't afford to fly to see their families. Man up, you two. [PS]
• Britney Spears' sad attempt to disguise herself from the paparazzi. [DListed]
• Not as adorable as Rupert, but this little puppy will have to do for now. [CityRag]
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Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I feel like my uterus had a workout." — Brooke, Brooke Knows Best
• Kim Kardashian still doesn't know how to properly use her assets. [HT]
• Scarlett Johansson wants you to know she is not the Statue of Liberty. Common misconception. [INO]
• Why, Brad Pitt? Why? [PS]
• Brooke Hogan confirms that her breasts are real. That doesn't change the fact that she looks mannish. [Yeeeah]
• Kirk Cameron refuses to kiss another woman, even if it means being a diva on set. [DListed]
• The Mac guy finally wised up and split with Kirsten Dunst. [ICYDK]
Good news, Brooke Hogan! Your delinquent brother, Nick, will be released from prison three months early due to good behavior. Well, he may have been behaving appropriately, but the rest of the Hogan family failed at that aspect. Will they be receiving any sort of punishment?
The littlest Hogan will be back on the streets Oct. 21, so let this be a warning to all of our Florida readers: You have four weeks; pack up all your belongings and run.
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Brooke Hogan revealed why America is going downhill at a rapid pace when she appeared on Howard Stern's radio show and displayed her political knowledge. Here's a hint: She studied up on the upcoming election so she can confidently rattle off the last names of the presidential candidates, but don't ask her to be confident about Obama's first name — that's a tricky one. And who in their right mind would expect her to recall the name of our current vice president? That is absurd.
But there's good news: She's having her bookkeeper look into registering her to vote.
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Why are the camels yelling at me?" — Bjorn, Exiled
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I'm gonna tell you what my problem with you is right now: You love to spread your legs." — J. Alexander, America's Next Top Model
Brooke Hogan has officially gone off the deep end, although some might argue she already took the plunge many MySpace posts ago. Her latest written masterpiece — complete with mug shots, LOLCat style! — is evidently supposed to make the bloggers and gossip mongers of the world hang their heads in shame, but instead it just makes us feel really sorry for her.
Click through for her words of wisdom. CONTINUED »
Over the weekend, Keith Olbermann did not name Brooke Hogan one of his worst persons in the world, but he did pop up on E!’s The Soup to guest host a segment and give Joel McHale a breather.
Our generation's great American author, Brooke Hogan, is back to grace us with more intelligent words via her MySpace. This time, she's educating us on the ways of the media. Evidently some reporters don't always check their facts and run stories with lies about how Brooke wasn't at her brother Nick's 18th birthday party. It's imperative that America knows the truth, and Brooke is taking it upon herself to set the record straight.
Maybe someone should tell her nobody cares? … Nah, just let the girl hone her craft. CONTINUED »
The Hogans have this weird disorder where they cry for sympathy and privacy and yet constantly seek out the media to further embarrass themselves. Denise Richards suffers from the same affliction, as do half the famewhores in Hollywood. Nothing newsworthy has been happening in the family lately — Nick's still in jail, Brooke's still parading her stupidity on television, Hulk and Linda are still divorcing — but the patriarch just has to talk to Us Weekly, this time about his estranged wife:
Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into. You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots, tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does! I guess I taught her well.
Well, that most certainly wasn't a waste of time. Thanks, Hulk.
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• The latest D-list feud: Kim Kardashian vs. Shanna Moakler. Choose your side. [Yeeeah]
• Tila Tequila: "I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that." [CityRag]
• Brooke Hogan claimed her dad was abusive, but now that she's mad at her mom she says she made it all up. Oooookay. [ICYDK]
• A fight broke out at Brad and Angelina's residence. [DListed]
• Mischa Barton was dropped by her agency. Wait, she had agents? [INO]
• This is quite possibly the ugliest dress we've seen in a while. [PS]
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "How do you spell 'roommate'?" — Brooke Hogan, Brooke Knows Best
There are some things we never want to hear, and discussion of Brooke Hogan's sex life qualifies as one of them. The desperate reality star tries to "coyly" avoid the topic of whether or not she's a virgin but quickly surrenders, leading us to believe that Brooke has a death wish. You know Hulk is going to be out for blood.
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