PALIN SUPPORTERS NOW THREATENING EACH OTHER'S LIVES "Heated words between drivers leaving Sarah Palin’s rally Monday allegedly escalated with one man brandishing a loaded handgun. Jack B. Cheskaty, 62, of Grand Junction, said he pulled a handgun because 'he wanted to be ready for anything' in what started as a verbal spat between drivers … Cheskaty and three family members were riding in a Chrysler, moving slowly in a line a traffic. A man behind the wheel of a Kia SUV attempted to inch in front of Cheskaty’s Chrysler, the affidavit said. 'If you want to get ahead of me you’ll have to deal with my insurance agency,' Cheskaty allegedly shouted. The Kia’s driver reportedly replied, 'I’ve got insurance too.' The driver in the Kia alleged Cheskaty then displayed a handgun, 'racked the slide' and held the weapon over the steering wheel, according to the affidavit. A 14-year-old girl riding in the Kia noted, 'Dad, he’s got a gun.'"

LOHAN'S PAST BACK TO HAUNT HER "A wild ride that led to Lindsay Lohan's arrest has sparked another lawsuit. Court records show that three men who claim they were in a sport utility vehicle that Lohan commandeered in July 2007 sued the 'Mean Girls' star last week. Their allegations include battery, false imprisonment and that the actress was negligent when she allegedly took over one of the men's SUV to chase her recently fired assistant. … The men are seeking more than $25,000."

Never has elitism been so easy to see.

Check out this handy-dandy breakdown of the presidential candidates' homes and vehicles, and get ready to puke at the extravagance of Barack Obama, the elitist. I mean, seriously, a Ford Hybrid? What objectionable decadence. I sure hope John McCain can find respite from that unrelatable jerk in one of his eight homes (maverick mansions?), or on his private jet.

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Gary Coleman got into a small tiff with a "fan" at a bowling alley that resulted in Gary hitting him with his car. Evidently the man, Colt Rushton, was trying to snap a cell phone picture of Gary and his wife when Gary got upset. He does realize that instead of getting angry he should be thanking his lucky stars that someone still cares about him, no?

The argument reportedly escalated into an all-out brawl, complete with Gary throwing punches and his wife stealing Colt's cell phone. For the grand finale, Gary reversed his truck into Colt, knocking him to the ground and hitting another car in the process.

Gary's bodyguard had a different version of events, saying that while Coleman did indeed hit the man with his car, it wasn't intentional: "[Colt] was eventually hit by Gary's truck after darting behind it." Kinda like when people walk into your fist, right?

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Nice-guy movie star George Clooney bought a brand new car for a woman whose vehicle he damaged in an accident in Pennabilli, Italy.

Clooney accepted the blame for the incident - and made the generous gesture of giving her a brand new car.

When the woman went to collect her vehicle from the repairers, she discovered the movie star had splashed out $28,000 on a new replica of her Lancia Ypsilon model.

And he had even left her a note of apology on the windscreen, saying: "I'm so sorry. Hope you'll forgive me. George Clooney."

Stars: They're so totally just like us!

Pamela Anderson was in Vegas this weekend to auction off her 2000 Dodge Viper, the proceeds of which she intends to donate to the well-intentioned doofs at PETA.

Apparently, the irony of selling a car that gets 11 miles to the gallon to help protect the animals was lost on everyone there, including an incredibly pink man.

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Eccentric millionaire Puff Diddy Combs' $400,000 Maybach was rendered a mangled piece of shit on Friday night when it was rear-ended by a drunk driver named Charles Lorenzo, who, after getting out of his car to assess the damage he caused, passed out face down on the street.

Drunk driving's stupid, but so is buying ultra-expensive motorcars, so how 'bout we all just agree to be thankful that idiocy canceled out idiocy and call it a day?

The idiot Kardashian sisters are fighting! Apparently Khloe believes it's unwise for sister Kim to waste hundreds of thousands of dollars on a Bentley. Kim thinks Kholoe's just jealous because she can't afford a Bentley. We think they're both right! Click through to see them come to very weak blows.

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