A Wal-Mart employee in Louisiana is in trouble with the feds for stealing a (technically) pornographic photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breast-feeding her child. There are just so many things wrong with this story, we don't know where to begin.

Jamie Lynn's fiance, Casey Aldridge, took your average I'm-a-new-teen-parent pictures on his digital camera and then ordered copies at his local Wal-Mart (of course), where one of the employees got a little too excited about a picture of a 17-year-old exposing her breast to feed a baby. This poses a problem for the creep because Jamie Lynn is a minor, and selling or buying pictures of this nature constitutes pornography. Oh, and then there's the whole issue of stealing Casey's photos.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't get your photos developed at Wal-Mart. Also, don't be a pedophile.

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BUT HE SEEMED LIKE SUCH A NICE BOY "In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey [Aldridge], 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn [Spears], now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. No fleeting hookup, Casey and Kelli’s relationship was both real and lasting — and it grew in intensity, even as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. 'I see him all the time, at least once a week,' she shares."

A NEW TRAIN WRECK IS BORN "There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning. People confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann."

HERE SHE COMES "Doctors are preparing Jamie Lynn Spears for a C-section due to complications in her pregnancy. … Jamie Lynn’s family members including the baby’s father, Casey Aldridge, are gathering at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms."

IT'S A COUNTRY BABY, Y'ALL "[Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge] got a bunch of furniture delivered to their new house, including a leather recliner, a leather sofa, and a king-size canopy bed. The nursery for the Spears rugrat also has in interesting color scheme: pink, brown, and 'silver-green.' The best part? Their new property has a studio (which used to a hair salon) – and a barn. Of course it does."

THIS IS GOING TO END WELL "Mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears is sporting some sparkling new jewelry — an engagement ring from fiancé Casey Aldridge. Spears, 16, has been flashing the rock to friends and family around Louisiana and Mississippi, a source close to the family tells People."

This is the last thing we expected to happen: Jamie Lynn Spears is already tired of baby daddy Casey Aldridge. Shocking, right? We predicted these two would be together forever.

It seems that Jamie Lynn 'has not wanted to be around Casey,' our source says, and the two look to be "on the outs right now, but not officially over yet." But since Jamie Lynn's mom, Lynne Spears, is trying to create a good public impression (well, as good as one can create for a pregnant 16-year-old), everyone is acting like everything is fine.

Lynne needs to give up on the role model idea. Is there anybody left who is stupid enough to look at the Spears family as an example of fine living?

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Britney Spears is locked away for the next two weeks, but that doesn't mean the Spears family plans on staying out of the media spotlight. Today, sister Jamie Lynn is taking the helm with plans to run away from her Louisiana home. Because that's the sign of a good mother-to-be.

'Jamie Lynn is moving to Los Angeles to live with her dad,' an insider told the [National] Enquirer. 'She wants to be settled in before the baby is born in March or early April — and she wants to be closer to film projects she’d like to start after giving birth.'

But Jamie Lynn’s plans to become a working mom aren’t the only reason Britney’s little sis decided to go west. Lynne’s decided that the teenager’s baby daddy, Casey Aldridge, is off limits.

Lynne also worries that once her little girl’s in Los Angeles, she’ll fall under another negative influence — Lynne’s older daughter Britney! 'Jamie Lynn knows Britney smoked and drank during her pregnancy — and because Britney’s boys turned out fine, Jamie Lynn thinks her baby will be fine too,' the source confided.

Yes, Jamie Lynn. Britney's boys are fine. They definitely won't be in therapy for years after all the emotional trama they've been through during their time in the Spears family.

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• LOL, indeed. [PITNB]

• No more masculine musicals! They're oxymoronic and moronic. [DListed]

• Cigarettes and jet skis would be a good name for an electroclash band if anyone listened to electroclash anymore. [PS]

• It's time for the porn awards; also know as the Oscars for Victims of Sexual Abuse. [HT]

• Mischa Barton makes history and takes responsibility for her actions. [INO]

• YIKES: "Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears has been dumped by boyfriend Casey Aldridge because he doubts he is the father…" [ICYDK]

• Madonna's bottled water is even more stupid than everyone else's bottled water. [Yeeeah]

• Vinyl records are exactly 87 percent cooler than MP3s. [CityRag]

The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.

…Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.
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“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her…”

This is almost certainly not true. Then again, the only reason we say that is because we hope it is not. Considering how many people are damaged in terrible ways, it could be completely accurate. In which case: Gah!

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[Jamie Lynn] Spears…told OK! Magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her 18-year-old boyfriend.

There has been no public talk of criminal prosecution in the case. Consensual sex between the two may well have been legal, depending on where and when it took place.

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Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's better regarded 16-year-old sister, is totally pregs (there goes "better regarded")! OK! magazine is publishing a full interview with Jamie Lynn tomorrow, but early details say the father is Casey Aldridge, a 19-year-old who should be on the lam right now.