Did you know that Celine Dion once did a cover of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long"? We didn't either, until yesterday when it was voted the "Worst Ever Cover Song" by Total Guitar magazine. Editor Stephen Lawson called the version "sacrilege." Click through to see if you agree. (We've also included the four other "worst" covers.)

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Ne-Yo, losing all street cred:

I gotta admit, we were like … Lindsay Lohan? I mean, I've written for Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Celine Dion and … Lindsay Lohan? But I will say this; we gave her a quality record and she did a ridiculously fabulous job. I was so shocked I had to call her and apologize for what I was thinking because she did so good. I think the world is gonna be surprised.

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• This is an April Fool's prank for good.

• Jay Leno has apologized to the gay community for being a stupid face and asking a guest to make a "gay face." [DListed]

• "MTV Cancels The Hills!!!" [PS]

• Beyonce and Jay-Z might get married, so, y'know, give up your dreams of dating either of them. [INO]

• People are finding avenues outside of music through which to feed Amy Winehouse money she'll spend on drugs. [ICYDK]

• That one bikini model who strangles herself with her breasts is now reviewing the film The Mist. Someone tell her it's not about being late for a train. [HT]

• Celine Dion smokes weed and is still that into` herself. Yikes. [CityRag]

According to a publicity stunt conjured by the New England Historic Genealogical Society, presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton can claim as cousins an odd assortment of famous people. For instance, Clinton is a cousin of permamommy actress Angelina Jolie. Interesting, but not implausible. That is, until you consider the NEHGS's finding that Clinton's rival, Senator Obama, is related to Jolie's longtime partner, Brad Pitt.

Also said to have familial connections to Senator Clinton are Celine Dion, Madonna and Alanis Morissette. Perhaps fittingly, Barack can call six US presidents "cuz," including James Madison and George W Bush. And maybe he gets his oratorical skills from another distant relative: Sir Winston Churchill.

Conclusions:

• Racists know very little about history.

• Politics has never mattered when the lights are off.

• The Obama camp needs to play up that Pitt connection.

• Betty White's still got it. Always had it, too. [CityRag]

• Leelee Sobieski collects human hair, which is much creepier than her dead eyes.[DListed]

• Are you so obsessed with famous people and their breasts and asses that you can tell one's bare body apart from another's? If yes, go on vacation. [PS]

• Christie's believes there's a buyer out there willing to pay $3 million for a bunch of pictures of supermodels. The thing is, Christie's is probably right, because very wealthy, horny old men have no idea how to use the Internet. [HT]

• "Jessica Alba Flying In Her Third Trimester." That's bad? We don't know anything about babies. [INO]

• Robert De Niro just dropped out of a movie that would have been his second with co-star 50 Cent. Nice choice, Bobby. [ICYDK]

• Sorry, haters, but hairy legs in the winter are pretty standard. [Yeeeah]