Aging singer/actress Cher – still too cool for a surname – is in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the next installment of the Batman franchise. If the deal goes through, the gay icon will be skulking about Gotham with Johnny Depp, who's set to play The Riddler in the flick. It's the frailest and least intimidating cast of villains Batman's ever faced!

• A video of a video of Amy Winehouse doing drugs. Someone put too much effort into something everyone's seen before. [Yeeeah]

• Christopher Nolan hopes Cher can ruin the Batman franchise. [ICYDK]

• Some people still find Paris Hilton attractive. Why? [HT]

• This is actually quite frightening: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes stand next to each other in identical jeans. [DListed]

• Ryan Seacrest shatters America's dreams of a Britney Spears VMA comeback. [PS]

• The paparazzi are no longer interested in John Mayer. Poor thing — it must be devastating to lose all of your friends. [INO]

This little guy, Oscar, is one of the world's most popular dogs among Hollywood circles. He has been photographed with the likes of George Clooney and John Travolta thanks to his owner, Dennis Gill, who sold newspapers to celebrities in London. Oscar recently lost his three-year battle with cancer, but his legacy will live on through the animal lovers of the blogosphere.

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• "Harry Potter's Gay Kiss" [DListed]

• How was Eva Longoria, who shook us to the core with a dazzling turn as a jealous ghost in Over Her Dead Body, not invited to the Oscars? [PS]

• Bones will break in a fourth Bourne installment. [ICYDK]

• The Academy's snub of Whoopi brings the women of The View closer than they've ever been. Fight back your tears. [INO]

• Doesn't that hurt? [HT]

• "Cher or Drag Cher?" [CityRag]