We've heard way too much about Madonna lately thanks to her sell-out brother, Chris Ciccone, so we can't help but cringe a little upon seeing the watermelon-loving singer. But all gross stories aside, Madge looked really beautiful over the weekend as she celebrated her 50th birthday (although, to be fair, she should look that good with as much money as she has).
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Whoa! We knew Christopher Ciccone and sister Madonna were once close, but Ciccone, who recently released a tell-all book about the singer, takes to the blogosphere to dispense some information that’s definitely too much: When Madge used to have problems with her voice, she would call a man named Johnny and … honestly, I can't repeat it.
Click through for the uncomfortable details.
Still following Madonna brother Chris Ciccone’s lengthy press tour? Well, we are, so suffer with us, will you?
After hitting up Good Morning America and Chelsea Lately to promote a tell-all about his singer sister, Ciccone now sits down — or, rather, has sat down — with the barely-there Page Six Magazine.
If you’re like us, you want to go straight to the end, so here it is, as told by a press release:
[Ciccone] knows the book won’t bring them closer together, and she’ll probably be furious. Christopher, however, is optimistic. 'Look, I don’t think the book is going to make us closer at this point,' he says. 'But when she reads it and finds out what I was going through and who I am as a person… well, I just don’t think anything bad can come of that.'
“When she reads it?” Oh, you dear, dear boy…
We love watching Chelsea Handler conduct interviews because she always asks the questions that are on everyone else's minds and other reporters are afraid to ask. She invited Madonna's "short and paunchy" brother, Chris Ciccone, onto her show last night and immediately started the interview by asking, "Why did you throw your sister under a bus?" He proceeds to be as annoying as ever, but we actually sat through the entire segment, which is more than we can say about his stint on Good Morning America.
Chris Ciccone wrapped up his two-part interview today on Good Morning America with a smile on his face and a new batch of insults for his sister Madonna. For someone who claims to love his sibling, he sure has an interesting way of showing it. And as for hope that the two will reconcile, Chris says that depends on whether Guy Ritchie cleans up his act. Because this rift between Chris and Madonna has nothing to do with this stupid tell-all book that he admits is all about the money.
GOOD CATHOLIC VALUES "The Material Girl's little brother Christopher Ciccone isn't buying into the talk that she's behind the breakup of Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez. 'I think it's highly unlikely,' Ciccone told ABC's Deborah Roberts in an interview on Good Morning America Monday. 'Despite everything else, she's still a Catholic girl.'"
This here’s the cover art for Christopher Ciccone’s tell-all, Life With My Sister Madonna. And, not surprisingly, the picture looks like a hatchet job.
Next month, Chris Ciccone, the charming gent at left and the younger sibling of former American Madonna, will be releasing a "graphic and devastating" tell-all about his astronomically more accomplished sister. What a dick! But rumors say Madge started it by ditching the gay Ciccone for Guy Ritchie, who, according to Rupert Everett, is "uncomfortable around queens." (Apparently not the "Queen of Pop" kind of queens.)
About what Christopher's book could reveal, one worried Madonna confidante said: "He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell, I'm sure. He's seen it all. Oh, my."
If we find out Madonna engaged in premarital sex and recreational drug use, she's dead to us.
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