Just when I think Ice-T can't get any more offensive, he goes and compares his wife to a sports car. On a family game show. In front of his mother-in-law. Host Al Roker seemed surprisingly unfazed by the show of misogyny, though. The "Ice-T Family" competed against Joan Rivers and Co. on Celebrity Family Feud last night. The families play for charities — Ice-T's was a gang prevention program and Joan Rivers' was a charity that gives guide dogs to the blind. You don't have to watch until the end of the episode to know that a few blind people woke up in really good moods this morning.
The first topic was "something that's slippery and hard to hold onto." You know where this is going.
Coco [last name taken from her], Ice T's top earner, has released the latest edition of her eponymous magazine. Above a picture of her splayed on a rock, it says, "My image is very important to me. Back in the day I had this image of being a dumb blond…but now people know and understand me more…they are starting to respect me more." One page of the magazine is just a picture of Coco's ass.
Many NSFW pics after the jump.
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At VH1's Hip Hop Honors last night, the station took time out of its busy minstrel schedule to offer black artists of all ages a forum in which award one another. An early founder of gangster rap, Ice-T, seen here with his main bitch, was in attendance, and he had a choice response to a question regarding the kind of imprint he'd like to leave behind:
When I die, I want people to say, "Ice T was a motherfucker."
We assume that won't be a problem, Ice. And please allow us to say your progressive views on interracial relationships are something to be admired.
Well, look man. I’m too light skinned to ever say anything about white people. Plus, I’m not that kind of cat, you know. I’m just looking for somebody that can understand what I’m saying. If a Martian landed and she was talking the right drama, then I’d be sleeping with a green woman right now. Ya feel me?
Indeed we do.
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• I hate sports, but I love sports newscasts that screw up and use any old video of a black guy in a wheelchair for their story on a paralyzed athlete. [BWE]
• Ice T shows his wife the same amount of respect he would any of his stable of whores. [DListed]
• Hey, photo op! Sweet revenge surgery, kid! [HT]
• Kanye West is still bitter about losing at the MTV awards. Apparently his "Graduation" was from kindergarten. Good for you, li'l guy. [ICYDK]
• Yep, sobriety is boring. [INO]
• Joey Fatone lends his nurturing, simple-minded support to Britney Spears. [Yeeeah]
• Fine art, y'all. [CityRag]
It's nice to see a woman who's so heavily augmented herself accepting the fact that the only way she will get most people to remember her name is to dangle it above her heaving, fake tits.
• Big news: World's tallest man gets married! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! [DListed]
• Seriously, at that point, just go naked. [HT]
• Guess Kramer took the widespread, public outrage and constant harassment kinda bad. [BWE]
• Where are these 10 pounds? [ICYDK]
• Can one have meth flashbacks? [CityRag]
• "Shemar Moore…Shemar Less." Oh, diss! [Yeeeah]
If you've devoted your entire life to highlighting your tits and ass, you need to stop calling yourself a "model," which is bad enough, and start calling yourself what you actually are: The physical realization of drawings prisoners make to masturbate to when they're not allowed pornography. You're literally a cartoon.
• Having trouble with your marriage? Well you need to consult Ice T and Coco, of course. [INO]
• Angie's mom's dying wish was for her to marry Brad. If your mom's only dying wish is for you to marry your boyfriend, Brad Pitt, you should probably go ahead and do that for her. [Star]
• Kevin Bacon making fun of himself for charity. What a mensch. [CityRag]
• Garner and Affleck's kid. Cute baby. [WWTDD]
• Boston traumatized by the Cartoon Network. [BC]
• I guess those who kick together don't stick together. [DListed]
• Michael Jackson's kids are darker than him, and he's black. Unbelievable. [TMZ]
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