Good news, everyone: Michael Lohan ran to E! News to announce that he and the rest of his obnoxious family have called a truce just in time for his father's burial. Mike went on to confirm that all of his children will be in attendance, despite Lindsay's publicized absence at the funeral earlier this week.
But here's where things get weird: Michael actually goes on to say nice things about Dina!
'And I can't believe how great Dina has been,' he said of his ex-wife. 'She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great.'
Time to go stock up on bottled water and flashlights.
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Despite the fact that Dina Lohan is an executive producer of Living Lohan, her influence over the editing process can't hide the fact that she is a famewhore first and mother second. During last night's episode, Dina was "surprised" by her son Cody and "forced" to perform at the Pearl in Las Vegas in a totally spur-of-the-moment routine with some So You Think You Can Dance hasbeen. It's all too much, and the sooner this show comes to an end, the better.
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Michael Lohan is back in the news for reopening his divorce case against Mother of the Year Dina. His reasoning? He claims Dina stole his idea for a reality show, name and all: "It's the exact same show I pitched. She even used my title." Of course the genius that is Living Lohan came from Michael — it was obviously developed through the power of Jesus.
He also takes issue with the fact that none of his kids have visited their grandparents:
[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.' But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she's okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out. My father went into heart failure again yesterday — and yet not one of the kids has seen him.
Here's the problem, Mike: You created a bunch of selfish monsters. Congrats!
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Get your DVRs ready! The new Lohan reality show, tentatively titled Living Lohan, will run on E! this summer. The series with follow mom Dina Lohan"as she juggles family life with business, attempting to launch 14-year-old daughter Ali's entertainment career."
Lindsay's brothers, 11-year-old Cody and 20-year-old Michael, will also appear on the show.
'The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today,' Lisa Berger of E! said in a statement. 'This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.'
Yes, the Lohans are just like any other normal family: A fame-whoring mother attempts to keep her fame-whoring children out of rehab, prison and the hospital.
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Apparently Dina Lohan's incessant nagging, complete lack of maternal instinct and history of poor job performance have all made her seem employable to E!, as the network will soon give her her own show, tentatively titled Mom-ager. The program will follow Dina as she attempts to launch her children Ali and Cody—Lindsay's younger siblings—into stardom.
An insider fumed, "Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her - and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have."
Dina, who refers to herself as "the white Oprah," has been trying for more than a year to get an on-air TV job. She most recently appeared on "Entertainment Tonight" to give the show "exclusives" with troubled Lindsay - once when she was in the Wonderland rehab center and the other time at the "Georgia Rule" premiere.
The only reason that this show will be good is because, if done properly, it will offer a scary glimpse into the mind of lunatic stage mom living vicariously through her three young children. Hopefully, it will make a good "Exhibit A."
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