We're not surprised to see Kim Kardashian and her fresh-out-of-jail sister posing for the cameras at a 40th birthday party for McDonald's Big Mac burger, because if anyone would actually RSVP to a stupid event like this it's them. But Common, Serena Williams and DJ AM? Call us naive, but we expected more out of you. Hope you enjoyed your free burgers and shame.

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As you'll recall, this year's Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City was a huge, violent, crime-ridden success, much like the town on which it's based: New Yawk. So, in today's creatively bankrupt Hollywood, it was only a matter of time until someone started talking about a movie based on the title.

Because we'd like to get our hands on some of the bloody lucre that digital hooker-kicking has amassed, we've taken the liberty of casting the possible Liberty City movie. Thank us – with a lucrative back-end deal – when it's a hit.

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Receiving an award from Cosmo appears to be some sort of honor, hence the gathering of the magazine's "fun fearless males" today in New York City.

The group included the likes of John Mayer, Dane Cook, Common, John Krasinski, Tony Romo and Tom from MySpace. We're sure there was some great conversation among Tony, Dane and Mr. Mayer.

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• Snoop Dogg is shaming the instructors from his etiquette school. [Stereohyped]

• I Am Scientologist. [Yeeeah]

• In Touch hired a private investigator to look into Tom Cruise's sexuality! This is not a joke! The world has gotten that bad. [DListed]

• The strike drags on like an episode of Two and a Half Men. [PS]

• Vanessa Minnillo in the Virgin Islands. I'll leave it to you to make some variation of the "but she's certainly not a virgin" joke. [HT]

• Another tool to scare children into believing they're constantly being watched. Cute! [INO]

• "Common likes himself some Serena." (Of course, improper English for stories on black celebs.) [ICYDK]

• Who can say "gay"? [Queerty]

The hottest new look for fall is post-apocolyptic dreamer. That means an impractical dress, some combat boots, a Rolex swiped from a body among the many deceased and a gas mask. It would be cute to date a girl like this, because you two could very well pretend that you were the last couple on earth.

More from the set of the new Common video, "Drivin' Me Wild," after the jump.

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• Above is the video for "The People," the first single off Common's new album Finding Forever. If you know what's good for your ears and mind you'll a. go buy this record (another hit!) and b. go buy this magazine, in which Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson and Common discuss hip hop, love and selling out.

• It's been a bad day for little people. [DListed]

• Still got it! [HT]

• "Herpin" is an unfortunate surname, huh? It's almost as bad as "Wharton" and "Aidsin." [ICYDK]

• Diva Star Jones didn't lose weight through diet and exercise. Really shocked that she took the shortcut. Wow. [Yeeeah]

• Why wasn't Tom Cruise mentioned? [CityRag]

• "It's actually quite complicated, I just make it look easy." [NYT]