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If you're a condom maker and searching for the next big celebrity to endorse your product, you might have problems if 15-year-old Miley Cyrus is the first person to come to mind. Unfortunately, the geniuses behind LifeStyles condoms are all destined to make appearances on To Catch a Predator, because Miley is exactly the spokesperson they're targeting. Says Lifestyles' VP of marketing:

Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex. With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set — and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.

And just to sweeten the deal, the tween pop star — who claims to be waiting for marriage — will receive a lifetime supply of condoms for "whenever she decides the time is right." Well, who can turn that down?

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That rumor that Johnny Depp, one of the biggest movie stars in the history of Hollywood and reclusive family man, is going to be the new poster boy for Trojan Magnums? Yeah, not true. Imagine that.