Best To Just Stand There

• Yesterday's LA earthquake had the nerve to interrupt a Judge Judy filming. [DListed]

PETA drove Corey Feldman to get liposuction. Interesting, PETA just drives us to violence. [ICYDK]

• We never get tired of cute kitten videos. [CityRag]

• Our prayers have been answered: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have left New York City. [PS]

Carmen Electra gets back to doing what she does best. [INO]

Britney Spears is paying $22,000 a month to get her old body back, which is about $21,900 more than she should be spending. [Yeeeah]

Jul 30, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 7 Responses
Corey Feldman? Really? That's The Best You Could Do?

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Seeing Jessica Simpson prancing around in that "Real Girls Eat Meat" shirt made me temporarily go vegetarian just to spite her, but now that Corey Feldman has disgraced the John Lennon photo above in the name of PETA, I'll give Jess a pass.

Jul 16, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 41 Responses
If They're Even Considered D-List

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We don't know what's sadder: The fact that some of these famewhores (Mekhi and Dita not included) were invited to the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party last night in Vegas or the fact that we can name most of these people.

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Jul 8, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 9 Responses
Spoiler Alert: It's Uncomfortable

There are way too many times when reality TV misses all the good moments in someone's life, forcing the cast to reshoot the scene or just sit around discussing it in detail to catch up the audience. Unfortunately for Corey Haim, this is not one of those times. The less stable of The Two Coreys had a complete breakdown on set, ordering out demands like a diva and staying holed up in his trailer for five hours while the crew lost daylight. Oh, and then you can hear him snorting drugs (or at least it sounds like it) while he unknowingly kept his mic turned on. Sometimes reality TV is too much of a reality.

Jul 8, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses
Stupid Suckmonkeys

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NOOOOOOOOO! Truly nothing is sacred! My very first and most favorite encounter with homoerotocism, The Lost Boys, is set to be tainted forever with the impending release of a horrible, inconsistent, poorly timed sequel, Lost Boys: The Tribe. What won't actors do for money?

I could barely bring myself to sit through half of the trailer. After the jump, see if you can stomach it.

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Mar 12, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 20 Responses

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Got seven grand lying around and taking up space that would be better filled with absurdly-priced goods? Got a desire to support people rendered hopeless and indigent by a stolen childhood and premature riches? Then get out your checkbook!

This original piece of Television history can be yours! The snowboard…was given to actor COREY HAIM as a birthday gift from COREY FELDMAN on the T.V. show "The Two Coreys!"

The snowboard will be PERSONALLY SIGNED BY COREY HAIM and personalized to the winning bidder. Also included will be a photo of COREY HAIM with the board to confirm authenticity.

Also for sale is a letterman jacket once worn by Haim in a movie you've never seen—a steal at $16,000. (Seriously, he probably stole it from a Planet Hollywood.) No bids yet on either. Hurry!

Nov 13, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 14 Responses