• Some classy lady found herself desperate enough to marry Corey Haim. [DListed]
• Michael Jackson doesn't need a costume for Halloween. [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson take the subway. They're still not at all like us. [PS]
• These photos of Rachel Bilson and her dog are so cute they may be able to end the war in Iraq. [HT]
• Mariah Carey is a beauty school dropout. That explains a lot. [ICYDK]
• Angelina Jolie may be jealous of Diane Kruger, Brad Pitt's newest co-star. Because that makes sense. [Yeeeah]
Astonishingly, people continue to comment on this Corey Haim post – published in early February – as if they were speaking directly to Haim himself.
corey,
don't listen to those mojo's they think they are better than everyone else.i will tell you that everything goes round.it takes time to get it all together be paitent,it will come you are and will be corey haim. i am 6yrs older than you but you are my favorit.the future holds alot.you are a great actor and a good looking man poeple make mistakes.god will for give and you should to let go of the past,it's now time to work on your future.i know in my heart you can do it.i am a corey fan and will be always.your friend littlefoot
Remember the accidental hilarity that occurred when a bunch of crazies stumbled upon our Corey Haim and Jonas Brothers posts? This time they've taken over a Stereohyped story about "white, female sex tourists of a certain age who vacation in Kenya, where they 'befriend' young locals in need of some extra cash." You can probably guess what happened next.
Commenters from all over the world continue to address this post on Corey Haim as if they were talking directly to him, and the missives are no longer just fawning. One recent personal message was full of tough love:
Haim, grow up, and see the light. The light is a man who has gone thru the same things you have, but chose to fix it. You are in major denial, and one jealoud boy. What you need is to get your ass kicked around, so some sense is knocked into you.
Oh wow. Are computers and reality really this confusing for some people?
Here's something weird: I wrote a pretty wiseass post about Corey Haim back in February, and since then strange people won't stop commenting on it. Even weirder is that some of them write as if their message will get to Haim himself. What up with that?
There are way too many times when reality TV misses all the good moments in someone's life, forcing the cast to reshoot the scene or just sit around discussing it in detail to catch up the audience. Unfortunately for Corey Haim, this is not one of those times. The less stable of The Two Coreys had a complete breakdown on set, ordering out demands like a diva and staying holed up in his trailer for five hours while the crew lost daylight. Oh, and then you can hear him snorting drugs (or at least it sounds like it) while he unknowingly kept his mic turned on. Sometimes reality TV is too much of a reality.
Yesterday The New York Times spit out a very important, "fit to print" article whose entire point could have been summed up with a single throw pillow from your Nana's needlepoint days: money doesn't make people happy; in fact, sometimes it makes them sad and stubborn. Sure, you could have figured as much after watching a single Amy Winehouse meltdown video on any crap tabloid show, or after taking a good look at the hardened addict Corey Haim, former boy prince, has become, but then you wouldn't be spoon-fed, would you? And the Times always uses so many words!
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Gag gift of a person Victoria Beckham has admitted to dating 80s movie star Corey Haim way back in 1995, before he was selling his teeth and before she was unsalvageable. But, the Spice Girl says she did not have sexual relations with that teen heartthrob.
‘We didn’t have sex or anything,’ she recalls. ‘In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss.’
But Posh – who’s now married to David Beckham, 33, – says she wasn’t bothered.
‘Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan,' she tells OK!
Now, everyone knows correlation does not equal causation, but we'd like to point out that Haim developed a nasty meth habit after dating Beckham. Just saying.
NOOOOOOOOO! Truly nothing is sacred! My very first and most favorite encounter with homoerotocism, The Lost Boys, is set to be tainted forever with the impending release of a horrible, inconsistent, poorly timed sequel, Lost Boys: The Tribe. What won't actors do for money?
I could barely bring myself to sit through half of the trailer. After the jump, see if you can stomach it.
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Yesterday's Variety featured a "nearly full-page" ad from fallen 80s "It Boy" Corey Haim. His message is quite clear: He's off the dope, he's stopped selling his hair and teeth on eBay and he's ready to start acting again.
And because we're guessing this Hail Mary probably emptied Corey's account, it follows that he won't be paying an assistant to check his e-mails at corey@coreyhaim.tv. Here's your opportunity to let him know how License to Drive changed you and ask him to be in your wedding!
Got seven grand lying around and taking up space that would be better filled with absurdly-priced goods? Got a desire to support people rendered hopeless and indigent by a stolen childhood and premature riches? Then get out your checkbook!
Also for sale is a letterman jacket once worn by Haim in a movie you've never seen—a steal at $16,000. (Seriously, he probably stole it from a Planet Hollywood.) No bids yet on either. Hurry!
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• The woman who told you to go for "[her] pussy and [her] crack" dispenses more sage advice. [DListed]
• Aguilera's getting soft with old age. [ICYDK]
• Still thirsty for more pictures of a crazy girl in her bra and panties but too old and sane to ply a teen with alcohol? [HT]
• Coming soon to your local elevator. [Yeeeah]
• No worries, even NYC has idiots who treat their dogs like Christmas trees. [CityRag]
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