• Lindsay Lohan is a fan of the creepy Sarah Palin Halloween mask. Is Samantha Ronson going to dress up as a wolf? [Yeeeah]

• Eva Longoria says she's still a size 0, even though she got "fat." [ICYDK]

• Even when he's doing good deeds, Justin Timberlake comes across as a d-bag. [PS]

• Johnny Depp is Cosmopolitan's sexiest man alive, followed by George Clooney and … Jake Gyllenhaal? [INO]

• Amy Winehouse is now making coke-infused cotton candy. Good to see she's using her time wisely. [DListed]

• Innocent little Audrina Patridge is desperately trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame. [HT]

In case you had any question that Jessica Alba is a miserable shrew, please note what she told the UK version of Cosmopolitan when asked about her pregnancy body:

I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world and my cravings weren’t so bad — I craved citrus fruits, like lemons, oranges and grapefruit. But I wanted to get rid of all the weight.

And remember: She wants to be taken seriously as an actress — not just known for her body.

Ann Shoket is not on the good side of Gossip Girl Blake Lively. The blonde starlet — tragically seen in the sequel to The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants — pops up on Vanity Fair and Cosmopolitan this month, but her cover role on Shoket’s Seventeen has her pissed. Even her rep says she’s not happy about it!

Except, well, this isn’t the worst cover on which we’ve ever seen Lively. In fact, we have three candidates that are at least equally terrible.

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Receiving an award from Cosmo appears to be some sort of honor, hence the gathering of the magazine's "fun fearless males" today in New York City.

The group included the likes of John Mayer, Dane Cook, Common, John Krasinski, Tony Romo and Tom from MySpace. We're sure there was some great conversation among Tony, Dane and Mr. Mayer.

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This is from the February 2008 issue of Cosmopolitan. It's unfortunate that a person has to die to make magazine pieces with titles like "Guy Fashion Disasters!" seem as stupid and petty as they really are.

Hey there, sad clowns, you better learn to turn that frown upside-down, because Cosmo says your dreary days are numbered!

Ditch the eyeliner, pronto! That's the word from Cosmopolitan's Style & Beauty, which ranks out pop stars for painting their peepers the way girls do. "The only pencil a man should wield is the writing kind," the magazine scolds. It then razzes Wentz (the Fall Out Boy bassist), telling him, "Taking that eye makeup off before bed is gonna be a bitch."

I'm inclined to agree, though I'm uncomfortable with the homophobic undertones of the sentiment. I suppose I'm also uncomfortable with the feeling I get when siding with Cosmopolitan magazine. Maybe they do have the key to "Instant Sexiness."

Lots more "guyliner" after the jump. YAY!

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