Sometime Lindsay Lohan lady friend and current Tila Tequila girlfriend Courtenay Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo chief Terry Semel. She is also, as some have described her, a vicious fame-seeking lass. So it makes sense she's being sued by security guard Jaroslaw Jarczok, of Las Vegas' Pure nightclub, who alleges she punched him in the face while drunk and screamed the most awesome line ever:
Tila Tequila kept it classy last night outside of LA's Coco DeVille with girlfriend Courtenay Semel by grinding up on every female in sight for the pleasure of the paparazzi. Court looks like she's completely over this joke of a lesbian, but she continues on in this phony relationship for the sake of fame.
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Courtenay Semel, Lindsay's ex and the latest to "win" a shot at love with Tila Tequila, stole her share of the limelight this week in Vegas when she was charged with battery. Apparently Courtenay had a bit too much to drink at Pure nightclub and decided it would be a great idea to slap a security guard in the back of his head.
To be fair, if we were dating Tila we, too, would be drunk and angry all the time.
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Courtenay Semel, who spells her name in the most ridiculous way possible and is described as a "socialite," is the newest loser to win a shot at love with Tila Tequila — and she didn't even have to eat pig vaginas! You may recognize Tila's new girlfriend as Lindsay Lohan's former rumored fling (yes, LiLo kissed some girls before the lovely Samantha Ronson came into her life), but this time around Courtenay has found true love: “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her … and it just happened.” What just happened? The chlamydia?
Tila insists she's very happy (until the next season of her reality show starts filming, of course):
There are no games. It’s true what they say about lesbians — you meet and then the next day you move in together, because I can’t get rid of her. She pretty much lives at my house.
Sounds like a match made in publicity heaven.
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Last week, [Lindsay] Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria with [Courtenay] Semel…
The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they’ve been living together in a house in LA for about a month.
Delightful insinuation, but if everybody who befriends ambitious homosexuals and lives with someone of the same gender is gay, all of Brooklyn's under-30 crowd is queer.
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