Louis Vuitton decided to go the Overly-Botoxed Control Freak route for its next campaign and selected Madonna as the ads' star. We don't necessarily applaud the brand for its choice, but we do give it props for managing to keep Madge's love for crotch shots to a minimum.

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Madonna kicked off her Sticky and Sweet world tour over the weekend, and, as expected, the show was filled with crotch shots and ill-advised outfit choices. We're not sure what her obsession is with constantly showing off her lady business, but maybe by the time the tour's over we will have figured it out.

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During her performance on The Today Show, Fergie participated in many ill-advised activities, such as wearing those hideous leather pants, showing off her crotch and singing.

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Madonna threw a "thank you concert" (whatever that means) for her fans last night at New York's Roseland Ballroom, but it was also broadcast live through MSN for all the Internet trolls. From the looks of things, we're glad we neither stood in line nor took a break from watching American Idol to watch this nonsense. When will this woman learn that she is no longer 25?

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Guess which two fashionista starlets gave the paparazzi a little glimpse of their virginal whites? Click on the pictures to see.

Who knew Ashlee Simpson was so cutting edge?

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In your grandmothers housedress and your little cousin's panties, no less.

Never let it be said that I'm mature.

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