Charlie Sheen has apologized to "all [he] obviously offended" by calling his ex-wife, Denise Richards, a "fucking nigger" in a swear-heavy rant he left on her voicemail three years ago. Despite its age, Richards released the recording, in which Sheen also labels her a "fucking cunt," presumably because she is a spiteful, spiteful person.

Sheen sent out a special acknowledgment to Tony Todd, his black friend, best man for two weddings and THE Candyman. Sheen star offered no message of peace to cunts.

After the jump, a clip of the scariest yet greatest groomsman in the history of nuptials.

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You'd think people would know by now to stay the hell out of the way of Johnny Rotten, the irritable punk pioneer who once sang "Belsen was a gas, I heard the other day, in the open graves where the Jews all lay." But it turns out one woman, Roxane Davis, missed out on the protracted temper tantrum that has been Rotten's past 30 years, and she's alleging she was forced to pay a hefty price for her ignorance.

Davis, an employee of a television show on which Rotten worked, is accusing the ex-Sex Pistol of punching her in the face and calling her – among other things – a "fat fucking cunt." Her transgression? Booking Rotten in a room at the Ritz-Carlton that didn't share a door with his assistant, Rambo.

Davis is now doing the least punk thing someone who's been wronged can do: filing a lawsuit.

Yes, that's right, punk is dead.

Click through for some of Rotten's greatest dick moves.

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We're not sure which is more surprising: That Jane Fonda said "cunt" so casually on national television or that people are still staging The Vagina Monologues. Can't we get Suzan-Lori Parks to pump out some new stuff? Or what about a guy version called Cock Talk?

Sorry to be such haters, ladies, but we're all vagina'd out. (Is that gay?)