Cynthia Rodriguez, the woman who eventually lost her catch of a husband to Madonna, is pissed off yet again. You see, Alex is reportedly ditching his children on Thanksgiving to play monkey for Madge and her crew, and Cynthia expressed her anger in an eloquently-worded e-mail to an opportunistic friend:

My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna … She called and he ran on her command back to New York City … Gross!

Thunderdome time! Madonna vs. Cynthia Rodriguez, the fight is over when they've both died and stopped annoying us for good.

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• Jessica Simpson continues to make weird faces while she sings. [HT]

• Diddy steps in dog poop. There is a Xenu! [DListed]

• Nobody calls John Mayer anymore, poor thing. [PS]

• Oprah filmed a guest stint on 30 Rock. If she's not giving away free stuff, we don't care. [INO]

• Alex Rodriguez and his ex-wife amicably settled their divorce case. Well, that was boring. [ICYDK]

• Pamela Anderson is the queen of aging gracefully. [Yeeeah]

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Yankee stick-swinger Alex Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia, separated yesterday following a whirlwind of rumors claiming A-Rod has been heading for home plate in late night romps with Madonna. Not one to suffer silently with Valium like a normal trophy wife, Cynthia has reportedly started dating Lenny Kravitz, the overly serious human embodiment of the word "lounge."

Both of the pinch-faced Rodriguez's are currently staying mum about the split, but Cynthia's poor mother did say – and this is not made up – "She is not!" when asked by the Daily News if her daughter was committing adultery with Kravitz.

The couple has TWO CHILDREN and more money than God, all of which we're sure they'll haggle over like rational adults during the divorce proceedings.