David Blaine seems to have fully recovered from his Drop of Death Gone Wrong '08 and even scored himself an invitation to last night's NYC premiere of Milk. Seriously? The event hosted all of Hollywood's popular (and good-looking) leading men and David Effing Blaine was invited? This is an outrage.
Not only did Blaine cause the event to lose major street cred — he also adversely affected the attractiveness of every male in attendance. Seriously, what the hell happened to these guys? Even Chace Crawford, who is usually the prettiest girl at the ball, arrived looking like he had been beaten up in the school parking lot by a couple of hobos. Thanks for nothing, Blaine. Go back to your lair and don't come out until you've devised another fake stunt.
Entitled bastard Denis Leary did damage control on The Daily Show last night in light of his "your kid isn't really autistic, he's just lazy" comments. You see, this was all the New York Post's fault, because his quote was taken out of context. Denis is totally in the right here, y'all. And, if you weren't convinced, he busts out the ol' "I have an autistic friend" excuse, and no one can argue that.
His senile ramblings begin around the 18-minute mark. Judge for yourself, but we still think he's a d-bag.
EVEN D-BAGS INJURE THEMSELVES FROM TIME TO TIME "Jesse Metcalfe is 'doing fine' after suffering a fall in Monaco over the weekend, his rep tells Usmagazine.com. 'He accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious,' the rep adds, 'but he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital.'"
It wasn't a joke: Hills cancers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are heading to a real TV channel and guest starring on How I Met Your Mother. Seriously! CBS even admitted it:
We can confirm that Heidi and Spencer will appear on the show, but we can't give away anything specific about the episode. … They will be playing magazine cover-versions of themselves as Marshall (Jason Segel) desperately searches for a place to 'read a magazine' while at the office. Montag and Pratt will taunt and tease Marshall from the confines of his current copy of Them Weekly.
Naturally, Spencer had to respond in a douchey way about their episode, set to air in January: "I don’t want to give anything away…but I'm the Mother." Tool.
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MICHAEL LOHAN TRYING TO GET BACK INTO CASH COW'S GOOD GRACES "Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father, Michael, feels bad about criticizing her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. 'I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. … I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone.'"
As you depart for the weekend, we'd like to leave you with this video of a Huntington Beach man who could easily pass as Matthew McConaughey's twin. He's glorious in every sense of the word and speaks in a language that can only be deciphered by cats and small dogs. SO PITTED.
POOR LITTLE RAFFAELLO GETS FOUR AND A HALF YEARS "Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend was sentenced to four and a half years behind bars Thursday for wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy. Raffaello Follieri, 30, only wanted to serve three years, according to papers submitted by his lawyer in a Manhattan federal court earlier this month."
Cheryl Burke and Lacey Schwimmer, two of the female professional dancers on Dancing With the Stars, are being called fat by not only people in the media but also their male professional counterparts. Oh, come on. Are you kidding? These girls are NOT FAT.
Here's what dancer and professional ass Louis van Amstel has to say for himself:
If you want to gain weight, it's your prerogative. … But you have to deal with the consequences. [People] look at this show to be inspired and think, 'If I just work hard enough, I can look like that.' If they watch someone who's dancing her butt off and she's still heavy, they can be discouraged. You have to take responsibility.
And our dear, sweet, gorgeous Maksim Chmerkovskiy is also adding fuel to the fat fire:
When I first saw these women this season, I said, 'Guys, you know the camera adds 10 pounds. You have to do something about this.'
This is the most absurd, infuriating argument we've heard outside of the McCain/Palin campaign, but maybe we're just crazy. There's nothing fat about these girls, right? Right? Most women would kill to look like either Cheryl or Lacey and they've likely still inspired many viewers who really are overweight to get active and start dancing. To suggest otherwise is irresponsible and appalling.
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Marky Mark had his panties all in a funky bunch last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, still pissed about that Saturday Night Live sketch where Andy Samberg impersonated him talking to animals.
After Kimmel plays some of the video, Wahlberg, with absolutely no trace of humor whatsoever says, "When I see that kid, I'm going to crack that big f–king nose of his."
You'd think growing up on the tough streets of Boston with a third nipple would have given Mark a little bit of training with chilling the eff out.
Justin Timberlake is pulling out all the stops while campaigning for Barack Obama, even remixing his No. 1 hit, "Dick in a Box." Yeah, we know the song was just an SNL sketch, but it is way better than anything else Justin put out post-'NSync.
Sure, his off-the-cuff rendition of "Vote in a Box" is slightly humorous, but he still just oozes cockiness and makes us want to punch him in the face. Sorry, J.
Upon hearing that David Blaine would idiotically be hanging upside down over Central Park for three days and two nights, I dispatched my lovely roommate Sara to witness the spectacle during her lunch break. Among her findings: "David Blaine is SUCH a little cheater."
Turns out the whole promise of hanging upside down for 60 hours straight failed to include the times he stretches his body horizontally and then stands straight up, on his own two feet, for multiple check-ups. Oh, and the whole suspension thing is a joke: Most of the time he's hovering over the ground, chatting with tourists and bystanders. So this — "he will hang upside down above New York's Central Park for three days and two nights … suspended six stories up on a highwire" — is totally false. Go figure.
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For those of you wondering what Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend, Justin Gaston, is like, here's a lovely clip of the underwear model attempting to launch his singing career via YouTube. The problem is, he should never open his mouth. To further prove this point, he starts out the clip with some nonsensical mumblings about how he's in LA and it's cloudy and that's why he's pointing outside and OH DEAR XENU why is this guy allowed on the Internet? Shouldn't he be off somewhere looking pretty?
David Blaine and Donald Trump slimed around Trump Tower today in NYC to announce David's stupid new stunt, where he will hang upside down like a bat for days. For more self-satisfied smirks, click through. CONTINUED »
Last night on The Hills, the Chucky doll-ish Spencer Pratt schooled viewers on how to be a functioning adult who behaves appropriately. Upon hearing that his girlfriend/robot's sister, Holly, wants to spend time with mortal enemy Lauren Conrad, Spencer gives a death glare and then pulls out the "As long as you're living under my roof…" argument, complete with his big word of the day, "fraternizing." He also shows off his fantastic passive-aggressiveness with a sarcastic comment about how Lauren is "really cool." When none of those tactics work, he stomps off to throw a tantrum in his room. Well played, Spence. Well played. (Scene at 0:45.)
The Insider correspondent Pat O'Brien is quite possibly one of our favorite Hollywood train wrecks. We all remember when he made those infamous drunk dials in 2005 in which he romantically told a girl, "You are so f–king hot." (Swoon.) He went to rehab shortly thereafter and again in 2007. Expect a third trip in the near future, because he's reportedly fired from his job at The Insider for yet another classy move: He sent an e-mail to the show's staff in which he complained about how much he hates anchor Lara Spencer. According to Pat, Lara makes people "vomit" when she frets over an Emmy gown because many viewers can't afford food or gas. Fair enough. You know what else makes us vomit, Pat? This.
Update: Text of the e-mail, in which O'Brien proclaims himself a "favorite son" of Iowa, after the jump.
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• Just in time for the weekend: Drunk celebrities! [CityRag]
• DMX is behind bars. Try to hide your shock. [ICYDK]
• Pete Wentz can't stop being a d-bag. [DListed]
• Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears organized a mini family reunion, and somebody forgot to leave Lynne off the invite list. [PS]
• The latest celebrity to join Scientology. [Yeeeah]
• Jamie Kennedy can't keep it in his pants. [INO]
There's not a red carpet in Hollywood that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag would leave untouched, which would explain why the two felt the urge to attend some sort of Pepsi event last night at Avalon. You would think, however, that after attending so many pointless events Spencer would learn how to properly wear a suit. And perhaps Heidi could get her pants hemmed. Just a thought.
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