From Katie Holmes' new (and hopefully completely inaccurate) interview with the UK's Daily Mail:
WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF HEAVEN?
Falling in love with Tom and our daughter.
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH?
Tom and Suri.
WHAT WERE YOUR DREAMS AS A CHILD?
To marry Tom Cruise!
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM?
He's just amazing. He's kind, generous, smart, he's Tom Cruise - he's the most artistic man I've ever met.
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Says today's Daily Mail: "For years he enjoyed life as one of the world's most lusted after singers, but Ricky Martin's polished pop star looks appear to be slipping away." Says we: The Daily Mail has never been more wrong. This is the most handsome Ricky Martin has ever looked; it's inarguable. Next.
A flagging Amy Winehouse was haunted earlier today by Kate Moss' cartoony ex, Pete Doherty, who arrived at the R & B singer's Camden home at four in the morning, guitar in hand.
UK rag the Daily Mail believes the infamous pair may have been using drugs. Their evidence is a photo, taken from a distance, showing several items stuffed into the trunk of a car. One of the items is an opaque bag of "white stuff." Through incessant implying, they say it's probably drugs. We say we're glad our justice system hinges on "reasonable doubt,' what with Daily Mail staffers freely running rabid.
UK's Daily Mail is infamous for doctoring images, so don't be surprised if this picture of Victoria Beckham's forehead looking like an "everything" bagel is the work of a Photoshop expert. But until then, maybe she needs to stop stressing about what to wear and buy. Also, the Daily Mail's headline: "Zig-a-zit aaargh." Priceless.
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Lily Allen has recently dropped four dress sizes and she's attributing the weight loss to hypnotherapy.
"After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad. I just want to get more toned and healthy. I'm really good about everything at the moment — I've never been happier," Allen chirped to the Daily Mail.
Never happier or more hypnotized. What a life.
After the jump, more of a thinner Allen.
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Sayeth the 44-year-old prime cut, "It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30." Respondeth not one, not two, but four Daily Mail commenters, "should have spent her money on acting lessons."
After the jump, more from Fashion Week.
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Excerpted from the Daily Mail's "The strange and lonely life of Paris Hilton":
As I stood by the pool of the Setai Hotel in Miami, sipping a lychee martini, word went round our circle that Paris Hilton wished to leave for the beach.
It sounded like a simple request – but nothing is ever simple where Paris is concerned.
The heiress had decreed her 'exit' was, like so many trivial moments in her life, a photo opportunity.
Within minutes she had phoned half a dozen journalists and photographers and told them where she was and what she was planning to do.
Others in her entourage did the same: "Paris Hilton is at the Setai and she's about to leave. Get down here straight away."
As if from nowhere, two hair and beauty stylists appeared and slipped behind a partition with Paris.
And it goes on like this. The ultimate point being she's crazy. Very crazy. Understand? Ever not understand?
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