• Good idea putting the toddler in Burberry so she can rub snot and mud on it. [Yeeeah]

• So theres this guy named Jim Bob in Arkansas with 17 kids…No, seriously, there is. [DListed]

• Richard Gere gerbil joke! Zing from the 80s! [ICYDK]

• Katharine McPhee does the weather. Forecast: hot and vapid. [HT]

• Eddie Murphy's exes like to get together and talk about how funny he was in the James Brown hot tub skit. Or they call him a deadbeat. [CityRag]

• Why two Is in Dannii? The better to see you with? [DS]