Errant, temperamental meathead Danny Bonaduce has been ordered by an LA judge to pay $16,000 a month in spousal and child support to his ex wife, Gretchen. Before you get all depressed that someone like Danny Bonaduce has $16,000 a month to just give away, remember how much of himself he has to part with to come across that wealth. For instance, part of his divorce settlement allowed him to keep the rights to Gretchen's former title for use in an upcoming reality show: The Next Mrs. Bonaduce.

In other news, thank god Prop 8 passed! Can you imagine how completely ruined the sanctity of marriage in California would have been if it hadn't?

There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Kim's airport experience with Danny Bonaduce.

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A new low has been reached in the world of reality television, this one featuring an absolutely stunning array of bad things: modern country music, Playboy, professional wrestling, Hulk Hogan and former child stars.

Danny Bonaduce, Dennis Rodman and Dustin "Screech" Diamond are heading into the ring to compete in CMT's upcoming reality series "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling."

Also on board are Todd Bridges ("Diff'rent Strokes"), super-heavyweight boxer ButterBean, Trishelle Cannatella ("The Real World"), Erin Murphy (Tabitha Stephens on "Bewitched"), Frank Stallone, '80s pop star Tiffany and Playboy playmate Nikki Ziering.

They will compete to be named "Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion" based on their performance in various challenges that will include mastering complex wrestling moves, talking trash and working an audience.

Whoever wins, sadness reigns!

Behold: 'Tis the infamous Bonaduce vs Fairplay scuffle! The Rumble in the Mire! The Clash of the Has-Beens! The Washed-Up Fisticuffs! Enjoy, and just try not to cringe at the sickening sound of a reality television anti-hero's incisors making unmitigated contact with the floor of a Hollywood stage. Metaphor!

Steroid enthusiast and probable racist Danny Bonaduce is a felony suspect, wanted for allegedly smashing Survivor star Johnny Fairplay in the face and knocking out some of his teeth. And, boy, if that's not exciting news! They're killing each other before the rest of us beg God to take them! Related: I've just thought of an exciting reality show that will rid us of reality shows. Ready your defenses, Top Model, The Biggest Loser looks hungry.

• "I went all the way to Paris and all I brought back was this crappy case of TB." Doesn't the infected clown look exactly like the "dreamboat" from The Office? [BWE]

• Just when you were forgetting the name Birkhead. [DListed]

• They have big breasted idiots in England, also. [HT]

• Becks wasn't always handsome. [ICYDK]

• Danny Bonaduce behaving just as you'd expect. [Yeeeah]

• I bet this guy says "over yonder." [CityRag]