Studio executives must look at Westerns as breathing room, in that they periodically give them a credible reason to not cast brown people.

A lot more after the jump.

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Last night, co-owner of Hollywood nightclub Lex Deux, Sylvain Bitton, celebrated his birthday with dozens of his most famous friends(?) who, I'm certain, were happy to well-wish as long as the vintage Dom remained abundant.

Among the guests were Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Jenny McCarthy, Lindsay Lohan, Lauren Conrad and James Blunt. However, though there were many recognizable faces, the most interesting one looks to be that of the unfeeling lecher above, who is noteworthy only because it appears that he hopped from celebrity to celebrity not to mingle, but to stand by them and stare menacingly into camera lenses.

"So rich everything bores me" is the worst attitude in the world, and it's why if that's your thing you have to eventually own your own club; because nobody wants to invite you anywhere when their pictures turn out like this.

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The new issue of Jane offers a photo spread with a very simple premise: "We went to Sundance and asked a bunch of stars, "What's your crime?" Then we shot them."

Well get ready, because the stars' answers generally hit you so hard with a one-two combo of boring and puzzling that you might think you're watching Lost. The only two to get it right were Paul Rudd and Sam Rockwell.

Unfortunately, Jane staffers failed to include in the shoot noted Sundance regulars OJ Simpson, Brandy and Roman Polanski. Put your thinking caps on, you three; and be prepared with some wacky "crimes" next year!

PS Who's Amy Ferguson?

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