There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.

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Whether you choose to accept it or not, American Idol has become a major presence in the music industry, with many contestants cranking out hit records, starring on Broadway, and … making fists at cameras. Last night's Grammy Awards attracted some of the best of the Idols, including Chris Daughtry, Carrie Underwood and Fantasia Barrino. Ace Young showed up as well for no apparent reason (other than to remind us he's still alive).

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Despite her world-renowned questionable talent, business errors and severe legal woes, Britney Spears' new album, Blackout, will emerge this week as the number one record on the charts, selling between 325,000 to 350,000 copies. We're not sure what exactly this means about consumers, but we do think it's hilarious that just by eating Doritos in parking lots Spears can outsell nu karaoke "rocker" Daughtry, whose past sales figures – for whatever reason – TMZ uses to gauge Britney's success.

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