• Lindsay Lohan "acting" on last night's season finale of Ugly Betty. [BWE]

• Daisy, Rock of Love 2 runner-up and argument against plastic surgery, has upgraded from Bret Michaels to Dave Navarro. Kind of. [DListed]

• Eva Mendes' rehab stint may have been part of the process of researching for a role. Sure. [INO]

• Terrence Howard needs to adopt Britney, Paris and Lindsay. [SH]

• Miley Cyrus is such a little slut. [OceanUp]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson kissed at a party in Cannes. Not sure why everyone is acting surprised. [People]

Just from seeing pictures like this, we can tell, scent unsmelled, that Dave Navarro wears too much cologne. Likewise, we always knew that one day he would become a pornographer and have some ridiculous reason for doing so.

…the former Red Hot Chili Peppers and Jane's Addiction star, who now writes and directs XXX videos, says: "Rock and porn exist to break taboos. Rock used to have that rebellious 'up against the world' creed . . . That doesn't exist anymore in the music world - but it's alive and well in the adult industry." He adds: "It's heartening to feel kin to a group of freewheeling individuals who don't give a shit about approval."

Nice try, doofus, but you videotape people fucking. Shut up.

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Listen, man, I know your struggles with addiction brought you to your lowest lows and now that you've got your head on straight you're just loving life and not sweating the small stuff (or some other equally simplistic bullshit), but there's no such thing as a "different take on a suit." If you're "over" tradition, be over it, don't give us your sexualized version just because your Penthouse Robot beeps out that it makes you look "fierce." Why can't guys like you go wherever they put the surplus of Clear Pepsi?

More of this self-indulgent spectacle after the jump.

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Dave Navarro on Lindsay Lohan:

"When I was 20 years old, the shit you would have on me would have been mind-blowing."

"I just see girls growing up in Hollywood and I don't mean to diminish it but the reality is that billions of kids go through the same stuff all over the country.

"But just because she happened to have a big movie or two, we're blowing it up as this big shocker - but it's not. It's adolescence!"

First, "billions"? Next, this isn't a "big shocker" and instead just growing pains? This girl who's just turned 21 has been arrested multiple times for DUI and narcotics possession, most recently after commandeering an SUV for use in a high-speed car chase. That's just "adolescence"?

I wish this ignorant, self-indulgent prick's goatee would grow over his mouth.

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I guess bad musicians do look alike.

This doofus in the pre-faded, women's jeans is the personification of that vexing chestnut "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual."

[BuzzFoto]

"You're still an idiot who believes in psychics, too!"

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Doesn't Denise Richard's bird nest-do look like it could perhaps be refuge and wreckage in the wake of Gwen Stefani's blonde wave? They should've just walked around like this all night at last night's Billboard Awards.

In general everyone else looked good: McPhee McRocked her McLegs, Carrie Underwood continued to be super cute and popular despite my never actually having heard her sing, Rihanna maybe wore her dress backwards, Kathy Griffin showed no signs of fatigue after her recent near death experience, Dave Navarro was adequately douchey looking. Yawn. Mary J. Blige was the big winner of the night, taking 9 awards. That's about all I know because I couldnt bring myself to actually watch. Did I miss anything awesome?

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• You just know that deep down Pope fancypants loves Madonna. [GOIM]

• Matthew McConaughey achieves victory, over shirts. [The Superficial]

• Nothing says rock star like the divorce papers of Carmen Elektra and Dave Navarro. [Faded Youth]

• Tobey and Leo, like Matt and Lance, only not on roids. [TMZ]

• Whose style does Gwyneth appreciate? Why Nicole Richie, of course. [Hollyscoop]

• The Hoff needs to start looking for love in unexpected places, like Bea Arthur's pants. [BWE]

• You're only cool if you complain about Lohan's on-set antics. [Celebrity Nation]

• When Perez fights with Tara Reid, no one wins. [Perez Hilton]

• Tyra Banks looks like she could eat Nicole Richie for lunch. [DListed]

• Mischa Barton is a shitty client, but she looks nice in a dress. I guess you take what you can get. [DListed]

• I asked this Bob Dylan guy to be my MySpace friend. I hope I get the add cause his music sounds super emo-tastic. [MySpace via BWE]

• Just when you thought he couldn't get more desperate, David Hasselhoff is offering his goods to Kate Beckinsale. [PopSugar]

• Up until recently I lived very close to Matt Damon. It's probably for the best that I didn't knew that earlier. [NY Mag]

• The Find The Hottest Picture of Britney Before She Tanked competition. [CollegeHumor via CityRag]

• Yeah, life sort of sucks as the Other Knowles Sister. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Dave Navarro has moved on to Jenna Jameson, cause Carmen Elektra just wasn't porn-y enough. [Star]

• While another MTV couple, the Barkers, prepare to Meet the Divorce Lawyers. [People]

Close, Star Magazine, close but no cigar with this bit on Carmen Elektra and Dave Navarro. It's always a gamble to go to press when there are rumors of a couple's split. Sometimes it's a false alarm, and sometimes a couple really is dunzo. Every magazine wins some and loses some, and thanks to big bro Jossip, we see that this time Star lost.

So this weekend pour one out for Dave and Carmen and for the poor schlub at Star who is responsible for this.

I got shit to do tomorrow so won't be able to cure your hangover with laughter and bitchiness, but I'll be here Sunday with bells on. Don't miss me too much.

Kisses and Coronas,
Molly

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Although back in June MollyGood reported on Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra's split, this time they're making it public. The MTV reality show curse strikes again and calls out this sham marriage for what it is. The Barkers are next. And then, fingers crossed, the Osbournes or either of the couples from Real World: Austin.

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Aren't you sad that you're not waching Rockstar: Supernova Tommy Lee and Dave Navarro's new competition reality tv show? It's fucking ROCK N ROLL, man (on VH1) and the music is so HARDCORE (buy stock in eye liner) and they're going to RULE THE WORLD (until Tommy Lee has to get a hip replacement and Dave Navarro dies from hair dye leaking into his skin).

Please feel free to drink until you forget ever having seen the unholy matrimony of these two tongues.

See ya'll here this weekend.

Kisses and Jack on the rocks,
Molly

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Well, no. Parted? Most likely, but not actually gone, per se. So, um, this whole morbid 'til death do us part' imagery wedding invite wasn't so much a promise from Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra who are rapidly on the way to splitsville. More like 'til our egos do us part.' Or 'til our mutual adoration of hair products more than each other do us part.'

It's been rumored for a while that Carmen and Dave are dunzo, but Star Magazine has the full story:

"It's not going to last the summer," a source close to the couple predicts. "They've really been separate for some time now, but it looks like they're going to let it fester for a while before they finally call it quits."

Further fueling split rumors was their behavior on June 7 — Dave's 39th birthday. Although Carmen, 34, went to see his new band, The Panic Channel, perform in West Hollywood, she didn't walk the red carpet with him and skipped his birthday party afterward, the insider observes.

"Since March, they've hardly been together at all," the insider says. "She's traveling all the time and doesn't even bother to tell him her schedule. Dave's pissed off, and the stress of seeing the marriage going downhill must be breaking him apart. I think one of the reasons she's working so hard is she doesn't want to face the fact that her marriage is over. Bottom line is that the thrill is gone."

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Carmen's rep would only say, "They're still together."

I give it at least two more public denials, or a few seriously slow gossip weeks, for this story to become official. I can only hope that they don't run out of waterproof mascara during this trying time. God knows they're gonna need it. At least whatever friend is talking to the tabs is willing to use the word "fester" to describe the end of the relationship. It's what the Carmen and Dave we all saw exploit their love on MTV would've wanted.