• Remember the guy who let his girlfriend live on the toilet for two years? Well, he won the lottery. Of course. [DListed]
• Why is Audrina Patridge's hand a different color than the rest of her body? [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan doesn't understand the concept of wearing a bra. That's OK — baby steps. [Yeeeah]
• Cameron Diaz says she's a spoiled brat. At least she's honest. [INO]
• Birds pooping on David and Victoria Beckham. This makes us happier than it should. [CityRag]
• Dear George Clooney, please lose the mustache. XOXO. [PS]
BECKHAM ISN'T EXACTLY KNOWN FOR HIS BRAIN "David Beckham was happy to meet Entourage actor Rex Lee at Jermaine Dupri's birthday bash in Chicago. The only problem? 'It wasn't the real Rex Lee,' laughed a spy, 'and Becks brought him into the VIP area and spent the whole night drinking with him!'"
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WEST END IT LIKE BECKHAM "David Beckham is coming to a stage near you — sort of. British playwright Mark Archer is in talks with West End producers to bring the soccer god's life story to the London stage … David Beckham — The Theatre of Dreams will focus on the 33-year-old's 'rise from obscurity to international stardom, his universally acknowledged gifts as a supreme sportsman, and his Hollywood lifestyle all have the elements of an aspirational fable,' Archer told the paper."
When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.
In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?
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So last night was the ESPY Awards, and you're looking at the best part of the evening: The Giants won for "Best Upset." Speaking of upset, we're a little concerned that there were more celebrities than athletes in attendance. Sure, you need some famous people to attract attention to the event, but when Trista Sutter is posing on the red carpet next to Terrell Owens, you know things have gotten out of control.
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Gag gift of a person Victoria Beckham has admitted to dating 80s movie star Corey Haim way back in 1995, before he was selling his teeth and before she was unsalvageable. But, the Spice Girl says she did not have sexual relations with that teen heartthrob.
‘We didn’t have sex or anything,’ she recalls. ‘In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss.’
But Posh – who’s now married to David Beckham, 33, – says she wasn’t bothered.
‘Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan,' she tells OK!
Now, everyone knows correlation does not equal causation, but we'd like to point out that Haim developed a nasty meth habit after dating Beckham. Just saying.
• Say hello to the cutest kitten of the week: RotoKitty. [CNN]
• Tom Cruise built a special room in his new house so he could "fence" with David Beckham and Will Smith. Mm hmm. [ICYDK]
• Nobody cares about Jamie Lynn's new baby. [DListed]
• Uncle Jesse will finally get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Also on the list: Cameron Diaz and Tinkerbell. It was a slow year. [INO]
• Poor Tony Parker. [PS]
From TMZ, Hollywood's notorious hive of ill-bred bullies: "So our spies at a few Hollywood restaurants have weighed in on celeb tippers and gyppers. And the verdict is in."
Classy! We can't wait for Levin et al's item on which studio execs are the best at Jewing down actors' salary demands.
Oh: The bad tippers are the Beckhams.
David Beckham is so sexy and irresistible that, in what one newspaper calls "a new first," even his male fans can't help themselves. One such fella stormed the field when the L.A. Galaxy star was playing, hugging and high-fiving his hero. Then teammate Chris Klein knocked the guy down and pinned him until security got to the scene to escort him away. Below, see the fan get shoved to the ground! Then escorted off the field! It's all tres romantic.
There's a new bloody restaurant in West Hollywood, you fucking donkeys!
Gordon Ramsay … the fiery Scottish chef and star of Fox's "Hell's Kitchen" … was all smiles at the opening of his latest restaurant, Gordon Ramsay at The London West Hollywood, on Wednesday evening. The event was attended by celebrity guests such as "Will and & Grace" co-star Eric McCormack, "Survivor" host Jeff Probst, Kim Kardashian and David Beckman.
So why did Ramsay decide to set up shop on the West Coast?
"It's less aggressive than New York," he told The Associated Press in the kitchen during the opening celebration. "Vegas? I don't want to play my card in Las Vegas. It's materialistic. Here, it's proper. I'm very happy to be here. Everything is in abundance in California."
For his poor sous chef's sake, we hope Ramsay is able to laugh at the irony of saying Vegas is too materialistic whilst allowing Kim Kardashian and her expensive purse into his restaurant opening.
We feel kind of gross even commenting on this story, but here it is: The newest Hollywood romance involves two 9-year-olds who are likely flirting in the sandbox as we type.
Forget Brangelina. There's a new couple poised to take Hollywood by storm…and they have a combined age of 18!
Kate Beckinsale has reportedly given her 9-year-old daughter Lily permission to 'date' Brooklyn Beckham — the son of Posh Spice and soccer star David Beckham.
Any hopes of these kids having a normal childhood just went right out the window with that story, seeing as how Life & Style staffers are already working on next week's cover: "Beckhamsale: Brooklyn Won't Commit! Lily Walks Out After Finding Text Messages From Other Women!"
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When you picture Mother's Day, you likely imagine flowers and brunch and happy moments with Mom — but thank goodness for Hollywood, which serves as a reminder that this special holiday isn't always picture perfect.
After the jump, a look at how some of our favorite celebrities honored mothers everywhere, complete with a rating on how well their moms fared in the rearing of their children. CONTINUED »
Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night's Costume Institute Gala at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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In Touch picked up on sister mag Life & Style's Suri Cruise obsession this week with stalker photos and insider details surrounding the tot's birthday party.
Tom Cruise reportedly spent $100,000 on the extravaganza, which is so ridiculous we don't even need to say anything about it. The cost included $17,000 for fresh flowers, $45,000 on catering and $5,000 for cakes. But these weren't just any pastries: Each guest received a personalized cake and Suri was treated to a four-tier cake covered in buttercream frosting, bumblebees and butterflies. Oh, and Katie received $230 worth of Sprinkles cupcakes. Who knew she ate?
The celebration continued into the evening when Tom and Katie invited their own friends — including Eva Longoria Parker, David and Victoria Beckham, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, and Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy — to a private bash. Because we're sure that was on Suri's wishlist.
It's a good thing they pulled out all the stops for this milestone birthday, seeing as how Suri likely had already forgotten about it by breakfast.
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America's bringing out the complimenting, gorgeous-eyed guns in an attempt to dissuade its favorite white immigrants, the family Beckham, from prematurely fleeing the states. In this Sunday's 60 Minutes, Anderson Cooper fawns over the Beckham patriarch David, his tattoos and his famous "bend." Quite the handsome, ingratiatory interview, now let's hope Davey will stay. We couldn't watch another LA Galaxy game without knowing he's sitting on the bench, contemplating what suit to buy next.
• Hey, it's a nominative determinism gallery! [CityRag]
• Charlotte York has a sex tape!!!!???!?!?!?!??! [DListed]
• Jennifer Aniston and her "ridiculous body." We're not sure if that's a compliment. [PS]
• Tara Reid and her ridiculous body. That's definitely not a compliment. [HT]
• David Beckham's new tattoo supposedly reads as follows: "Birth 'til Death, rich or poor, it’s all up to God." Profound. [INO]
• Thanks for this, tabloids: "Angelina Jolie buys Shiloh Cheetoes" [ICYDK]
"Don’t believe a word of it….its all self serving publicity spin…..we heard it all before when he moved to Spain. There is nothing new about these two….they go where the money is," said Billy yesterday, commenting on a story about a possible Beckham family move back to the UK. Though he used far too many ellipses, Billy Boy might be right on the money. Rumor is that the Beckhams, whose initial emigration from England was spawned by the promise of so much money, is learning the hard way that the dollar is half the man the pound is.
There’s … the topic of Victoria Beckham’s denim line, dVb. “It’s done about $15 million in retail when it was expected to have done $50 million by now,” [said] a well-placed retailer…
Reps for the Beckhams say the clothing line is “doing well,” and there aren’t plans for David to get out of his contract and move. However, another well-placed Beckham source said that the transition to the States hasn’t been as seamless as originally hoped, and the change in Victoria’s fame status has had something to do with that.
As you'll remember, the Spice Girls canceled their world tour due to rotten ticket sales.
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