We received a video last night from Red Lasso declaring David Hyde Pierce as the Celebrity Apprentice winner. Except David Hyde Pierce was never a contestant on the show — Piers Morgan was last night's winner. Eh, close enough.

• Yep, that one makes three. [DListed]

• Hollywood clubs now promise to do what they were supposed to be doing forever. [BWE]

• All the Miss Universe contestants who stayed on their feet, thereby not humiliating their respective countries of origin. Thanks for fuckin' nothing, Miss USA. [HT]

• The guy from Frasier who you always knew was gay is gay. He says so himself. [Queerty]

• Whaddya know! Jessica Simpson's showing cleavage. [Yeeeah]

• Now it's jeans tucked into heels? Grody. [ICYDK]

• Drunk Jenga with Lohan. [CityRag]