• Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO]

• A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed]

• Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult time on the set of Nailed, a film by David O Russel, the director known to call his actors and actresses "cunts." [PS]

• Kiefer Sutherland looks to be off the sauce. Good for him, bad for Anheuser-Busch. [CityRag]

• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have again broken up. Wah wah. [Yeeeah]

• America Ferrera, on moving Ugly Betty filming to New York: "I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. New Yorkers are really cool." And don't you forget it, hippie! [ICYDK]