• Watching local news reporters lose their cool never gets old. [DListed]

• Another reason why we love New York: 53 percent of New Yorkers agree with Governor Paterson's support of same-sex marriages. [QT]

• Lindsay Lohan was spotted with a baby bump. Praise Xenu it's fake. [PS]

• More signs of the apocalypse: Britney Spears is being considered for an Emmy nomination. [INO]

• Randy Jackson thinks Clay Aiken is going to be a great father, but we all know Randy has questionable taste. (See: His obsession with David Archuleta) [ICYDK]

• This is why we love New York: "Gov. David A. Paterson has directed all state agencies to begin to revise their policies and regulations to recognize same-sex marriages performed in other jurisdictions, like Massachusetts, California and Canada." [NYT]

• Britney Spears is being courted by Broadway. Nope, not joking. [DListed]

• The Guess Who's Eating Quiz. [PS]

• In all seriousness, someone needs to be keeping an eye on Owen Wilson in light of the Kate Hudson-Lance Armstrong romance. [ICYDK]

• "Xzibit’s newborn son, who was born prematurely on May 15th, died earlier this week when his lungs gave out." [SH]

David Paterson, the new, black, blind Governor of New York has already cheated on his wife, Michelle. But not to worry, the affair was years ago and Michelle knows about it. She even knows that, from time to time, Paterson took her to the very same hotel he would take his mistress, a Days Inn on the Upper West Side. Perhaps Michelle's so calm about David's extramarital affair because she cheated on him, too!

Governor Paterson flatly denies a rumor that his affair spawned a "love child."