A new low has been reached in the world of reality television, this one featuring an absolutely stunning array of bad things: modern country music, Playboy, professional wrestling, Hulk Hogan and former child stars.

Danny Bonaduce, Dennis Rodman and Dustin "Screech" Diamond are heading into the ring to compete in CMT's upcoming reality series "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling."

Also on board are Todd Bridges ("Diff'rent Strokes"), super-heavyweight boxer ButterBean, Trishelle Cannatella ("The Real World"), Erin Murphy (Tabitha Stephens on "Bewitched"), Frank Stallone, '80s pop star Tiffany and Playboy playmate Nikki Ziering.

They will compete to be named "Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion" based on their performance in various challenges that will include mastering complex wrestling moves, talking trash and working an audience.

Whoever wins, sadness reigns!

• Auf Wiedersehen: "How else will the new non-Bravo Project Runway screw things up, aside from moving to Lifetime and possibly filming without Nina Garcia? By moving to Los Angeles, the city that pretends to be a fashion capital with its own fashion week but is really just a town where Victoria Beckham pushes her crappy jeans at Kitson." [Jossip]

• Dennis Rodman! Remember that guy? He got arrested last night for roughing up his girlfriend. Now, go back to forgetting about him. [DListed]

• Surprise: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were wed in a secluded island ceremony. Unfortunately, they did not stay there after the wedding. [PS]

• Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, tried to stab her mother. No word yet as to how much of her rage Bobbi Kristina blames on her name. [INO]

• Forbes says Gisele Bundchen now makes more money annually than every other person who stands around and has their picture taken wearing clothes and make-up. [ICYDK]

• Pete Wentz is being sued for assault and, unfortunately, the case has nothing to do with his music and our ears. [Yeeeah]

• You want mayo and shrimp on that pizza slice? Why are puking everywhere? [CityRag]

Got plans for next Friday night? Got plans as potentially uncomfortable as watching an icon of the 90s grope a bunch of strippers? Because right now on EBay you can win dinner and an evening at famed strip club Scores in Vegas with Dennis Rodman. The starting bid is $7,500 (you know you've always wanted to break into your extra special Night of Unimaginable Awkwardness Fund) and Surprise! there are no bids yet. Don't worry, there are four days left in the auction, which benefits the Asthmatic League. The description of the prize is as follows, speing errors included:

OCTOBER 29TH 2006

SPEND THE NIGHT WITH DENNIS RODMAN AT SCORES LAS VEGAS

YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT OUT WITH DENNIS RODMAN FOR THE SCORES LAS VEGAS, HALLOWEEN PARTY.

ONE WINNER CAN BRING 2 GUESTS, FOR TIME OF THEIR LIFE WITH DENNIS RODMAN.

THE NIGHT WILL BE SPENT AT SCORES LAS VEGAS, A GENTELMANS CLUB LOCATED IN THE HEART OF SIN CITY. SCORES IS LAS VEGAS' ONE STOP SHOP WHERE YOUR FANTASY WILL BECOME REALITY.

A SIT DOWN DINNER WITH DENNIS WILL KICK OFF THE NIGHT AND THEN TO THE VIP SECTION OF SCORES FOR THE DURATION. WILD WOULD NOT GIVE THIS NIGHT ENOUGH CREDIT. PICTURES WILL BE ALLOWED.

THE WINNER AND THEIR GUESTS WILL EACH RECIEVE AN AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO OF DENNIS.

INCLUDES AIRFARE AND HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS

At least you get to bring two friends, or else you'd be stuck with strangers as witnesses when Rodman might tries to marry you.

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