• Some classy lady found herself desperate enough to marry Corey Haim. [DListed]

• Michael Jackson doesn't need a costume for Halloween. [INO]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson take the subway. They're still not at all like us. [PS]

• These photos of Rachel Bilson and her dog are so cute they may be able to end the war in Iraq. [HT]

• Mariah Carey is a beauty school dropout. That explains a lot. [ICYDK]

• Angelina Jolie may be jealous of Diane Kruger, Brad Pitt's newest co-star. Because that makes sense. [Yeeeah]

Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night's Costume Institute Gala at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.

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• So many feathers in the wind when the monkey gets old enough to strangle! [Queerty]

• So many diamonds! [DListed]

• So many early mistakes! [HT]

• So many surgeries! [ICYDK]

• So many beautiful, color coordinated women! [INO]

• So many embarrassing situations fueled by alcohol! [Yeeeah]

• So many sadness! [CityRag]