It's been less than a week since our first installment of Diddy Issues, and Diddy has already come forward with more ill-thought-out bloviating, thereby providing us another opportunity to discuss his incomparable bullshit.

Here is an excerpt from "Put the guns and knives down," a tremendous little piece of dramatic work penned by Diddy himself after his London tour date with Snoop was canceled when Snoop was denied a visa:

My message to kids is simple. Put the guns down. No good can possibly come from the violence. You pick up a gun, and you are looking at prison or death. It may not happen the same day, it may not happen the next day, but it will happen. It is a dark road - and there is no turning back!

I live life large, I enjoy my life and I work hard for it. But I make my money in a legal way, using my songs, on tour, designing, managing new talent, discovering. I am every young kid with a dream. If I, Puffy, can do it, you can do it too!

Snoop and I were very much looking forward to performing in the UK. It was going to be a highlight of our European tour.

We have both been through a lot in life, ups and downs, but as we get older and wiser our message is stronger - it is one of peace.

Snoop and I represent the west coast and east coast of America. Historically in the hip-hop world this represents a large divide and huge differences. But we have brought the coasts together, put all that competition behind us and are great friends sharing a responsibility of delivering an important message; a message of peace.

And we took our voices across Europe on tour, entertaining crowds without incident and inspiring. It was a bit ironic that Snoop and I were not allowed to perform together in the UK, as the whole premise was a concert for peace.

How sweet and heartfelt. As a nice addendum to Diddy's avowal that he and Snoop come in peace, check out Snoop in the video above expressing his message of brotherhood.

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Mover, shaker and revitalizing toner-er, Diddy, has long had his soft hands and clean face in a little bit of everything. From restaurants to music, Diddy's been in it and profited off it—with his mouth always slightly agape, as if he's constantly amazing even himself. Perhaps most amazing is the modesty that has accompanied the man throughout his many triumphs.

So let us more often celebrate Diddy. As it seems he can't go longer than a week without saying or doing some new bullshit, I have no doubt he'll offer up plenty of material for a new feature we'll call "Diddy Issues."

In this very first installment, let's look at Diddy's latest claim about his sexual prowess:

Diddy is claiming in a London tab that he and his baby-mama Kim Porter had tantric sex for "at least 30 hours" on their recent trip to Paris. "As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time," says Puffy.

Subsequent to this statement, Kim Porter went on record to say that she has now explained to Diddy that masturbating in front of the mirror doesn't count as "meticulous" lovemaking, nor does sending an e-mail from the limo saying, "I wanna fuck you harder than I got fucked getting stuck with these horse teeth."

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