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This is not good, you guys: Gas prices are so high that Diddy can't afford to fuel his private jet — and he's forced to fly commercial. Take a moment, sit down, wipe the tears from your eyes. We have word that Diddy is still alive and staying strong, even under these dreadful circumstances. To add insult to injury, he even has to fly coach! Except in the video it's pretty obvious he plops down in a first-class seat. Liar.
Here's Diddy's plea: "I wanna give a shoutout to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from, um … all the countries that have oil. If y'all could please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it." We have a feeling Saudi Arabia has bigger issues to worry about, but we'll see what happens.
COP PULLS GUN ON DIDDY ET AL "A cop pulled a gun on rap mogul Sean (Diddy) Combs during a routine traffic stop in Los Angeles, authorities said Sunday. A Los Angeles County sheriff's deputy briefly brandished his weapon at Combs on the Sunset Strip after cops pulled over a car driven by a member of his entourage. 'A deputy pulled his firearm, fearing for his safety,' said a sheriff's department spokesman. 'The situation was deflated as quickly as it began.' Combs spokeswoman Keesha Johnson said the cop did not pull the gun directly on the rapper, and stressed that the officers were 'really respectful.'"
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "And some of you are still sewing? Question mark?" — Tim Gunn, Project Runway
• For those who spend a lot of time checking out Kim Kardashian's assets. [CityRag]
• Did Jennifer Aniston get her lips pumped? Does anyone care? [INO]
• Diddy thinks sex should be an Olympic sport. Naturally. [DListed]
• Jessica Simpson says she was bullied in high school — but only because people were jealous of how perfect she is. [ICYDK]
• James Franco says he hasn't done drugs since high school. [PS]
• Paris Hilton is being sued for failing to promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, not that she would have convinced anyone to actually watch that horrible movie. [Yeeeah]
Someone came close to shooting Diddy over the weekend, threatening our access to his enlightening YouTube videos and 15 more seasons of Making the Band.
Diddles was at an Atlanta club attending a Jermaine Dupri-hosted party along with Nelly, Usher and Gabrielle Union. A gunman opened fire inside the bar after allegedly being charged twice for admission. One security guard was struck in the arm, but no other guests were injured.
Fortunately, Jermaine hasn't lost the true meaning of all this:
Dupri has vowed to continue partying after a security guard was hit at the party, insisting the incident won't prevent him from partying in the future.
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BAD NEWS, LADIES "Sean 'Diddy' Combs is giving marriage a chance. The bachelor father of six is quietly telling close friends and family that he and singer Cassandra 'Cassie' Ventura are heading to the chapel."
• Diddy takes to YouTube to announce his discovery that he has 10 fingers and 10 toes. [DListed]
• Rumor has it someone secretly filmed Madonna and A-Rod having sex. Too bad that person won't be able to enjoy all that money he's going to receive from behind bars. [INO]
• The paparazzi are still chasing around Ashley Dupre for reasons unknown. [HT]
• Why Drew Barrymore and Justin Long split: "Justin gently suggested to Drew that they both slow down on the drinking, and she didn’t take it well. Drew believes she has control over her drinking." We've heard that one before. [Yeeeah]
• Pictures of Brad and Angelina cuddling on a hospital roof — except they're so blurry it could be some random hobos off the street, for all we know. [PS]
• Lindsay Lohan's new line of leggings is already sold out? Really? Really? [ICYDK]
The reviews for Hancock, which had its grand premiere yesterday in Hollywood, are here. And they’re not very good, unfortunately. According to various reviewers, despite the great cast and excellent concept, the movie starts to suck in the second half. Incidentally, these are almost the exact same reviews that I Am Legend got last December, and it ended up breaking box office records. So its doubtful that Will Smith is very worried.
After the jump, more premiere pics and some review excerpts.
I'm feeling honest today, so I'm about to do something therapeutic: I'm coming clean about some things I'm ashamed to admit that I enjoy. As part of my job, I have to be judgmental and critical — but sometimes I just want to confess my undying love for the celebrities and shows the public majority views as repulsive. So here's my list of six things I'm embarrassed to reveal. Admitting my problem is the first step to recovery.
Hollywood Casanova Diddy has a tendency to talk too much, and most of the time nobody really wants to hear the things he has to say. But this plug for his new cologne really takes the cake:
While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink — vodka and lemonade — and listen to some James Brown.
Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure — and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.
Because if his fragrance wasn't about to be in the bargain bin before, you can rest assured it will be now.
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At my 'Harlem To Hollywood' party [the Walk of Fame bash], the guests … played croquet on the lawn.
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I liked the idea of croquet because it's a very Gatsby-type activity and I take pride in being a Gatsby figure.
Oh, you take pride in being a sad bastard who longs for real love and surrounds himself with drunk leeches who won't even come to his funeral when he's dead? We figured as much, but thanks for finally confirming our assumptions.
Eccentric millionaire Puff Diddy Combs' $400,000 Maybach was rendered a mangled piece of shit on Friday night when it was rear-ended by a drunk driver named Charles Lorenzo, who, after getting out of his car to assess the damage he caused, passed out face down on the street.
Drunk driving's stupid, but so is buying ultra-expensive motorcars, so how 'bout we all just agree to be thankful that idiocy canceled out idiocy and call it a day?
Stop the presses! Diddy has not changed his name back to Puff Daddy. It was all simply a rumor — except, you know, one of those rumors he started himself. But anyway, on to the main point of this YouTube video: Diddy wants everyone to know how awesome he is. Oh, and vote or die.
It's time for the most important news of the day: The biggest diva in Hollywood, Sean Combs, has "officially" (meaning he made an announcement via MySpace) changed his name back to Puff Daddy. No more Diddy or P. Diddy or Puffy or Diddles.
'They call me Puff Daddy… he's back,' the mogul raps on the remix of O'Neal McKnight's single 'Check Your Coat.' (McKnight is Combs' former stylist.)
'Yeah you heard me right – I said Puff Daddy,' he continues. 'I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t.'
Combs also posted on his MySpace page: 'This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.'
Seriously, we can't keep up.
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Cameron Diaz, John Mayer's ex girlfriend, is now dating Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston's ex boyfriend, and Aniston and Mayer are dating each other. Diaz is no longer said to be dating Diddy, who is Jennifer Lopez's ex, but that's neither here nor there. Got it? Good, now stay away from Hollywood. It's a goddamn disgusting petri dish.
• Katie Couric is thisclose to being out at CBS News. Again. [Jossip]
• Jack Black said Brangelina forgave him for spilling the beans about their fetus twins because they didn't want to hold in their secret any longer. Because they were staying quiet against their will? [ICYDK]
• The world can rest easy: Christina Aguilera plans to produce more babies. [INO]
• In a matter of 24 hours, Cameron Diaz has dropped Diddy and is now flirting with Jennifer Aniston's ex. Hollywood is so incestuous. [Us]
• Shia LaBeouf's healthy reasons for taking up acting: "I thought it could bring me security, it could bring me structure, it could bring me my family." [PS]
The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.
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