Oh, Cassie and Kim. You’ve chosen the wrong man. A rich man, but the wrong man. Because a week is not a week without a Diddy relationship rumor, here’s a first-hand account from the New York Daily News' Rush & Molloy about catching Cameron Diaz and Diddy in a near lip lock at Prince’s party last Friday.
Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this weekend. Finally. To celebrate his total LA domination, he threw himself a "From Harlem to Hollywood!" party, where he proceeded to spew out the best Diddy quote of all time: "I think that it's important for me to mature and evolve as an artist. I'm trying to get my Black Bruce Willis on."
Just a reminder: This guy will be remembered forever thanks to his new star.
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Long story short, I was within striking distance of Diddy last night but did absolutely nothing I always told myself I would if I ever got the chance to yell in his ear. He was hobbling around with a cane(?) and flanked by only two bodyguards, and yet I still couldn't find the gumption to tell him that I think he backstabbed Shyne and has sullied Biggie's memory. Argh! In my defense, his attendants probably had guns.
The LA Times' bitchassness is showing.
New evidence proves that a recent LAT article accusing industrious mouth breather Diddy of knowing in advance of an assassination attempt on rival Tupac Shakur was based on fabricated documents.
Do you have $30 to waste? Here's the perfect opportunity to spend it: A "No Bitchassness" shirt by Diddy. The word, created by Puff himself, is likely his greatest accomplishment — hence the immediate release of these T-shirts that surely nobody will wear in public.
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Danity Kane's album release party, held last night at NYC's Tenjune, set the stage for the group's new "tranny-free" looks, created by Diddy himself. America's Next Top Model's Jaslene was obviously confused and assumed she was part of the group. Must have been the big hair and gobs of makeup.
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We hear word that some oddly popular event happened last night in Los Angeles. We're not really sure what it was all about, but we've got pictures of some of the self-congratulatory, insular men and women in attendance after the jump.
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• Big Brother's new "soulmates" concept has turned into an STD fest. (Video NSFW) [DListed]
• Tina Fey will host the post-strike premiere of SNL. You remember SNL? Neither do we. We think it was an ancient show enjoyed by our forefathers. [CityRag]
• Kirstie Alley has stepped down as Jenny Craig's spokesperson. Presumably because Scientology does not believe in weight loss. [People]
• Jimmy Kimmel will get revenge by f***ing Ben Affleck. Can we get in on that? [Us]
• Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard: Classy and classier. [INO]
• For as much drama as Diddy gets himself into, he't not the best with excuses. [TMZ]
• Lindsay Lohan's whorish charms don't impress Clint Eastwood. [OK!]
• This girl has the mark of the beast. [BWE]
Diddy (or P.Diddy or Sean Jean or Puffy McDoodle or whatever he's going by these days) wants everyone to go vote. We get the feeling he might need to brush up on his politics: The presidency is not a dictatorship and you can only vote in one primary, Puff.
We want to know when Diddy's going to run for president. You know it's coming sooner or later.
An ad in Mediabistro's job listings yesterday called for a "Personal Assistant to Celebrity," with a subheading specifying, "Hip-hop media mogul."
Applicant requirements asked that candidates have a "whatever it takes" attitude, be 21 or older and be available 24 hours of every day. Job duties would include "coordinating personal affairs."
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• Get ready for 28 Days Legend.
• Contrary to everything good about literature, Lynne Spears got a book deal. So jealous! Seriously. [DListed]
• Now Diddy has his own brand of vodka to get sloshed on before belligerently attacking people in parking lots. [PS]
• She puts her breasts out like that to distract everyone from her big, Jewish nose. [HT]
• The Lost curse! The boozy driving one, not the one where they consistently disappoint everyone. [ICYDK]
• Milla Jovovich pregnancy watch. Countdown the days if you're so inclined. [INO]
• Fresh out of rehab and hosting a party in Sin City on the drunkest night of the year, huh? Wise idea, little lady. [Yeeeah]
• Just so we're clear, it can't be a nipple slip if the nipples have not slipped. These are just exposed nipples. [CityRag]
Like lead being poured into a mold, here is a heartless gold digger being formed before our very eyes and yet so very far out of our reach. Avert your gaze and steel your heart, for you can not save Diddy's unfortunate children. But, if you are so inclined, pray she has a good mother.
For a sixth time, Diddy is a father. In the new instance, Diddy sired a daughter with an Atlanta, Georgian named Sarah Chapman, whom is the third known woman to mother a child of his. For months, Diddy's reps have denied that the baby girl was his, thus making her name seem rather twisted: Chance. Nice!
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A witness outside downtown hot spot GoldBar the other night said, "[Diddy] walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, [he] just called her a 'fucking bitch' and opened the velvet rope and let himself through."
You can't make that stuff up.
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Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few (or is it gullible many) we briefly offer our attention and pity.
If you're wondering how a multiple felon gets prime seating at Fashion Week, you must remember that every show is held in a moral vacuum, similar to Hell and Congressional hearings. After the jump, more from Zac Posen.
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Diddy, whose subtle successes throughout the years have ensured his name is now synonymous with dignity, is fast becoming a second-class bourgeoisie (oetite bourgeoisie?) in the South of France.
Sources at St. Tropez hotspot Les Caves - where the rapper was once a regular fixture - told Page Six that when the daddy of four showed up at the club Thursday night, he was refused a table.
"He is so B-List here," said the snitch. "No one even acknowledges him." The second-rate treatment was a steep fall from the days of 2003, when Diddy first landed at the French resort with a full-time entourage that included a personal umbrella carrier named Fonzworth Bentley.
As the reigning king of the Riviera yacht scene, Diddy was often spotted partying with Uma Thurman, getting $20,000 bottles of Cristal sent to his table or picking up ladies at Club 55. The music mogul, whose longtime girlfriend Kim Porter recently kicked him to the curb, was famously snapped cruising on a Jet Ski wearing his Hugh Hefner-style bathrobe.
This summer, however, Combs has been snapped walking around by himself and schmoozing up big names like Bono and Penelope Cruz in order to stay associated with the glitterati crowd.
Some celeb-followers are questioning why Diddy is even roaming the South of France beaches. "Nobody goes out there until the first and second week of August," one source cackled. "Maybe he's afraid he'll get lost in the crowd once all the real celebs show up."
If you're keeping score in this disgusting pissing conest, that's Diddy 0, Cackling Source 1 and Global Decency -286,003.
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If you've not yet nodded your head to the hot-like-fire banger that was Diddy's Concert for Diana performance, prepare to be dazzled. While the music probably won't grab you and the choreography could be considered anemic at best, what are things of wonder are Diddy's out of place call and response tactics. For some reason, "If you miss Diana, make some noise!" fails to resonate with me as appropriate at a memorial concert for a fallen princess. Big ups to Brooklyn, though.
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