If you can't identify this loser pictured with Amanda Bynes, give yourself a pat on the back. His name is Doug Reinhardt, and he was dumped by Lauren Conrad on this season of The Hills. He's the kind of guy you would expect to find on the show — self-absorbed, pretty and incredibly boring — so we're quite disappointed in Amanda for going from the successful Seth MacFarlane to … this. Downgrade.

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There was definite funny business going on last night at some video game launch party in Hollywood: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag showed up, along with her sister Holly and Lauren Conrad's ex Doug Reinhardt. This is mildly scandalous because, upon breaking up with Lauren, Doug went out on a date with Spencer's sister Stephanie (which went over like a lead balloon when Lauren found out). Little Dougy seems to fit right in with the Hills cast and their high school drama, but someone forgot to tell Holly that it's all fake:

Yeah, we came together. We are just, you know, hanging out.

Translation: OMG do you think he likes me?!?! He's soooo cute!! I'm going to act coy but OMG YOU GUYS I totally think we're going to get married!

Unfortunately, Doug quickly shot down her hopes:

There are no romantic sparks. She is a great girl.

Translation: I am repulsed by her but would like more screen time on upcoming episodes of The Hills. Also, I'm available for autographs after the event.

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