ANOTHER CAT FIGHT "You want some risky business? Raise questions about Tom Cruise's mental health. Dr. Drew Pinsky, the host of VH1's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, speculates in an interview with Playboy that Cruise's Scientology beliefs could be a result of childlhood 'neglect.'"

ONLY THE BEST "Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler, 60, has checked himself into Las Encinas Hospital drug rehabilitation clinic — the place Dr. Drew practices — in Pasadena, Calif. … Tyler is getting treatment for substance abuse."

Aaron Carter has parlayed his recent marijuana possession charges into newfound fame: Nick's younger and somehow uglier brother will be joining the next season of VH1's Celebrity Rehab.

Also joining him will be Heidi Fleiss, Hollywood madam extraordinaire, and former Skid Row front-man Sebastian Bach, who seems to be making the D-list reality show rounds (see also: MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstar).

Aaron was only caught with weed, correct? Is that seriously grounds for rehab? Surely there are enough celebrity addicts out there better than Hilary and Lindsay's ex-love puppy. Unless it's some sort of d-bag rehab, in which case we're on board.

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• Because, obviously, a $15,000 baby carriage covered in diamonds and precious metals would not be "retarded." Thanks, Kanye. [Jossip]

• Matt Lauer and Jessica Alba fight talk to the death. [EBG]

• They're still drinking iced coffees in LA. Sissies. [PS]

• It's called the Boyzilian because even though the people who do it have pubes, they're still not men. [DListed]

• Wanna know which people some people think were the worst dressed at the SAG Awards? No? Well, the option's there. [Yeeeah]

• Do they call her Tequila because she makes almost everyone sick? [HT]

• Thank goodness today's children are learning to excel at playing cover songs on toy guitars. Real guitars are too…real. [INO]

• Dr Drew sets everyone straight. [ICYDK]