• Why this Big Mac addict isn't dead yet is beyond us. [DListed]

• Lindsay Lohan says what we're all thinking about father Michael: "We've gone through enough with him. Enough is enough — until he decides to be a grown-up." [PS]

• Amy Winehouse trashed a hotel room and had to be wrapped up in a duvet so her handlers could carry her out. Good for you, Amy! [Yeeeah]

• Are we going crazy or does Aubrey O'Day look less like a drag queen than usual? [INO]

• Will Smith gets mocked by a German TV host, and it's awesome. [CityRag]

• Pamela Anderson is not dating Michael Jackson. Praise Xenu. [ICYDK]

• The light almost came for Pete Doherty after yet another drug overdose. [DListed]

• Thanks to a misguided notion that America wants to see more of him on the big screen, Tom Cruise announced he is searching for more comedic movie roles. [ICYDK]

• Things we never thought we'd see again: Britney Spears looking good in a bikini. [HT]

• Harry Potter wants to be a drag queen. Naturally. [INO]

• We had almost forgotten about Josh Hartnett, so of course new reports are claiming that he's got a sex tape. [Yeeeah]

• It's a miracle! Christina Aguilera isn't wearing her red lipstick. [PS]

[Source]

So, those pictures of handsomepants boxer Oscar De La Hoya dressed in drag? Fakes, sports fans!

A group of experts who studied the photos has deemed that they were Photoshopped, just like De La Hoya swore they were and just like nobody believed for a second. Whoopsies.

Who knew strippers, celebrity photo agency X17 and the New York Post could be so unreliable?