• What an interesting way to call a man a "pussy." [BWE]

• Thanks for the El Debarge update, guys. I was starting to get worried. [DListed]

• This guy's lucky Friends is still on, considering Joey was canceled, though later than it should have been. [ICYDK]

• If she went this far without having the mole removed, I'd hope she wouldn't get breast implants. [HT]

• Was Owen Wilson on heroin? Is anyone giving him his privacy like he asked? Does he do heroin in private? [Yeeeah]

• Posh Spice fake nipples. [Source]