Oh shit! Knowing that the time when they'll not have each other to berate draws nigher, today Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck honed in on one another and let loose with a rage never before seen in any of their prior battles. If you can sit through their standard, boring war debate, you'll be rewarded with personal attacks that culminate with one of the ladies dropping the finishing "coward" blow. The bonus is seeing Joy Behar literally screaming for a commercial break.

Yesterday's Someone Haiku winner is So Sue Me…:

fuck sugar and spice
they've too many calories
welcome, wanker queen

Very well done, So Sue Me…

Today is a very special edition of Someone Haiku. In memory of Rosie O'Donnell's announcement that she will be leaving The View let's devote our poetic efforts to her. However, rather than working in haiku, all entries should be in the clipped, abstract style of Ro, herself. Here's an example:

i called oprah
right after columbine
desperate and rambling
thru tears and tequila

i will find a like minded one
was the thought
there is no there
in celebrity-ville

Avant-garde, no?

Check out Rosie's blog for some more inspiration, and remember, you can e-mail entries here.

"Hasselbeck" is only three syllables. Good luck!

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Following the controversy at Monday's Matrix Awards, attended by some of the country's most powerful women in media, it is expected that today Rosie O'Donnell will announce her departure from The View.

There is a strong buzz in Hollywood that Rosie O'Donnell will announce Wednesday (April 25th) that she is leaving "The View" — and she'll make the announcement on the show.

If it happens, it's likely Rosie will stick it out through the end of the season.

It's certainly been a boisterous and tumultuous run for the comedienne. In her absence, that show will be about 63 percent more drab, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck will go back to being the crazy zealot.

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