• This is burning up the Internets. Enjoy, whether it be the first time or the fifth. [BWE]

• Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]

• "Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV" [PS]

• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]

• Awesome giant rock that's not rare at all. [ICYDK]

• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]

• Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that's how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]

• Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]

Turns out Elizabeth Hurley isn't the sweet softy everyone thinks her to be. In fact, she's so hated by her in-laws of just one month that they've decided to disown her and their son, Arun Nayar.

Vinod Nayar (Arun's father) told the Sunday Mirror, "Liz and Arun have treated us very shabbily. My heart is heavy with pain."

Vinod reports that, at one point, he and his wife were actually ejected from the wedding celebration, to the astonishment of 200 guests…Naturally, the new girl, Elizabeth Hurley, gets the brunt of the Nayar anger, with Vinod saying that he believes that it's the former gal pal of Hugh Grant and her desire for publicity that turned his sons against him. Nayar told the Mirror, "I believe it was expressly done on Elizabeth's orders."

This is no small family spat, as Vinod Nayar made it clear how he feels about Elizabeth Hurley to the Mirror, as quoted by Playfuls, "Maybe they didn’t really want my side of the family there. They didn’t even have the manners to invite my 87-year-old mother. I once thought Liz was a lovely, un-spoilt woman, but now I see that she is a very hard person. It was important for her to get celebrity faces there. That’s what the Hello! deal was about. She was fulfilling her contractual obligation."

Vinod Nayar pulled no punches with Elizabeth Hurley in the interview, saying, "I knew she was very ambitious, but I never realized just how desperate she is for fame and attention. My wife and I were publicly humiliated and treated like social outcasts for the sake of a 2 million pound magazine deal. We were pushed into the background like poor relations."

Elizabeth Hurley has made it clear, through declaration, that she doesn't want anything to do with Vinod Nayar and his wife and the couple have even offered to pay back the 30,000 pounds that the family spent on a cancelled post-wedding party along with any other expenses that Vinod incurred.

A British minx wielding total control over a wealthy son of a Punjabi? It's history repeating itself!

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• I once heard that some women are very self-conscious about their nipples. I don't know if that's true, but Sienna Miller certainly isn't. [Egotastic]

• Fergie too drunk to fly. [DListed]

• Tom Cruise using a show about a guy who would threaten to hit his wife for an analogy to explain controlling his wife. [TheBosh]

• Whitney Houston back in the studio to record "I Will Always Love Booze." [CN]

• Regis' ticker is getting a little tired. Pull through li'l buddy! I love Regis. [Glitterati]

• Even more blurring of the lines between politics and celebrity. [Jossip]

• Hindu man pissed about Hurley's wedding. Thereby proving Eastern religions also dabble in irrational dogma. [ICYDK]

• "The Reason Fat Girls Hit Puberty Early" [Slate]

• If you consider this a "Fashion Disaster," that's your fault for expecting things out of Kelly Osbourne. [ASL]

• Bam Margera respecting the sanctity of marriage and having his wife strip for the cameras. [HR]

• Tori Amos track leaks. Oh, there is piano and there is Biblical allusion. [Popbytes]

• Hurley's diamond is strikingly large. [INO]

• McConaughey doing more research while sitting on his ass, shirtless at surf competitions. [JJ]

• Diddy again wins for weirdest threat: "I'll smack flames out of your ass." [TMZ]

• J Lo shows more backbone than anyone anticipated. [Celebitchy]

• Lohan playing DJ again. [CW]

• Quit doing steroids you son of a bitch, 'cause Mick loves ya! [JJ]

• The Princess Diaries was no walk in the park, you know. [Jossip]

• Heather Mills not dancing, not star. [Glitterati]

• Most boring headline award winner coupled with the most boring picture award winner. [INO]

• More interesting than Elizabeth Hurley is the futuristic motorcycle in the third picture. [ICYDK]

• Fashion: Making you think tacky bullshit is great just because it's expensive, European tacky bullshit. [ASL]

• Once again, not very smart people scared of words. [NYT]

Did anyone in Hollywood see Blood Diamond? Has anyone there read that diamonds are worthless and that now scientists can actually perfectly synthesize them using peanut butter?

I understand that people are ignorant to certain world topics. There's so much information available nowadays that to expect citizens—especially busy, famous citizens—to become educated about every important topic is a fairly tall order. However, when one of the most critically acclaimed films of the year is attacking a subject, and one of the biggest musicians working today is writing hit songs about said subject, when does Hollywood take notice? Specifically, when is Hollywood going to stop loving diamonds–which have been proven to be a sham at best, and a catalyst for war at worst?

These pics of Elizabeth Hurley picking up her wedding rings while sporting an absolutely huge engagement ring, were what brought this post about. What I think will be interesting will be to see how many people will be bling blinging at an Academy Awards ceremony highlighting the two lead actors from Blood Diamond. Think Leo and Djimon's dates will be sporting large rocks?

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• Jennifer Aniston dresses up like a crazy thespian. [Egotastic]

• Liz Hurley's wearing everyone to her wedding. Layers are very in. [PopSugar]

• Way to go above and beyond your regular douchiness, Rush Limbaugh. [BWE]

• An X17 photog's soft bed made by mother nature's own hand finally pays off. In the form of a possible glimpse of J. J. Spears-Federline. [X17]

• So, so hard to hold back on making fun of Lisa Rinna because she really was just dressed up like an idiot pirate for the kids. Think about the kids. [DListed]

• If you dress me up as Flipper, I won't be mad. [Retrocrush, via BWE]

• Matt Damon owes career success to not being Mickey Rourke. [Junkiness]

• I'm 'Meh' on the new Gwen Stefani song, "Wind It Up". How about you? [Popbytes]

• You will have to pry that vodka bottle out of Kathy Hilton's Cold Dead Hands. [A Socialite's Life]

• I'd like to think that Lionel Richie casting his daughter Nicole in his video for "I Call it Love" is sweet rather than his just trying to glom off her newfound fame. [JustJared]

• Kate Beckinsale has only dated two men in the past ten years, which, as far as the world can tell, is a supreme waste of hotness. [PopSugar]

• Jordache hires Liz Hurley and a horse for their new ad campaign. It's cause she's a cowgirl, baby. [DListed]

• Strong evidence that Global Warming is caused by celebrities in bikinis rather than any of this "pollution" crapola. [Egotastic]

• Could it really be that Brad Pitt is the one who put the brakes on marriage with Angelina Jolie? [GlitteratiGossip]

• For once, it isn’t Paris Hilton’s fault; I, too, own these 2 B Free sweatpants and they drag on the ground horribly. Her face, sunglasses, and hat, on the other hand, are her fault. [Faded Youth]

• Ali G hits Cannes as Borat, generally horrifies everyone in sight. [Celebitchy]

• Elizabeth Hurley sees no need to actual bathing suits in her swimwear line. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Meet the hero who talked shit to Brandon Davis. This girl would do anything for Lindsay Lohan. Anything. [Best Week Ever]

• Grab Paris’ boob or die tryin’. Success for 50 Cent! [CityRag]