ELIZABETH TAYLOR STILL PARTYING "Elizabeth Taylor, 76, doesn't get out much these days. But when she does leave home, she goes to the Abbey, West Hollywood's top gay bar. The wheelchair-bound screen legend … favors tequila shots and apple martinis …"
• Liz Taylor is have health troubles. But can she still howl? [DListed]
• Britney Spears has a new man. [Yeeeah]
• Miley Cyrus wants her brother to stay out of Hollywood, presumably so he doesn't steal her spotlight. [ICYDK]
• Kendra Wilkinson wears a short skirt for charity. [HT]
• Casting rumors for the next Batman movie: Who's going to play The Riddler? [INO]
• Mary-Kate Olsen's bringing the 90s — and our desire to vomit — back. [PS]
"Centre stage and loving it. This is Liz Taylor proving that, no matter how many years roll by, a true Hollywood superstar always knows how to glam it up for the cameras."
• This is burning up the Internets. Enjoy, whether it be the first time or the fifth. [BWE]
• Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]
• "Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV" [PS]
• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]
• Awesome giant rock that's not rare at all. [ICYDK]
• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]
• Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that's how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]
• Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]
Old eccentrics can be funny when they’re bored with the status quo they have endured for eight decades. The humor, however, hinges upon being absolutely certain they aren’t zany just because they’ve been drugged out of the pain of living.Thus, we're not so sure about the hilarity of this clip, considering that this woman has been an addict for about fifty years. Nevertheless, trust us, we know: It's damn hard not to laugh at that final howl.
• So is Emma Watson just constantly drunk these days, or what? [Yeeeah]
• Kevin Federline may be the sorce of leaked stories about Britney. Hey, something's gotta support his pot habit. [JustJared]
• Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake has waited just long enough to properly remind us how much better he fared in the Britney break-up. [PopSugar]
• Watch out, the Anna Nicole Smith spawn may still be coming. Expect post-pregnancy Trimspa, Baby. [The Superficial]
• Elizabeth Taylor may not be sick, but she is bat shit insane. [DListed]
If there's one thing Lindsay Lohan should learn from this cover shoot for Interview Magazine, it's never ever let anyone do this to her hair again. I completely understand that she is supposed to be Elizabeth Taylor, but sweet lord is that unflattering. In other news, Lindsay was looking pretty smoking, non-emaciated, and sans brassiere on the streets of New York Saturday night.
Her casual look and knowing smirk say “Doesn’t fucking matter what happens with me tonight, I could blow lines in plain sight and let my barely-there slip dress fall off my shoulders—the public loves me. Remind me to send Brandon Davis flowers.” Lindsay can maintain her angry facade, but underneath it's a 'get out of jail free' card and she knows it.
In related news, has anyone made “Team Firecrotch” T-shirts yet? Someone should get on that before Kitson comes out with its version. Other variations could include “You’re just jealous of my seven foot clitoris” and “I’d rather fuck her father”. Well, those are just vulgar.
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