Have any of you been watching the CW's Stylista? As you may recall, we think the fashion magazine reality competition is pretty awesome, from the unnecessary cat fights to Elle news director Anne Slowey's sad inability to walk in heels.
Last night was even more glorious than we had hoped, thanks to Slowey's niece, Erin, who was described as "one of the most fashion-forward and demanding women you will ever work for." Erin turned 10 years old during the episode and instructed the contestants to plan her birthday party. Here were her demands: "I want my party to be fabulous. I want it at FAO Schwarz. So do not embarrass me." Yeah, this girl has no issues whatsoever.
Our girl crush, Carrie Underwood, set the record straight in this month's Elle magazine when it comes to those "controversial" comments about Tony Romo still calling her.
It was just something that was said in passing, and I would never mean to say anything to hurt anybody or to stir up anything, because I’m just not about drama. At all. I might be mad too if somebody said my boyfriend was calling some other girl. So I can definitely see where she [Jessica Simpson] would be coming from. But I haven’t talked to him since, like, May.
We had a feeling she wasn't attempting to cause drama and it was just a slip-up, but we can't help but smile a bit knowing she likely got under Jessica's skin just a little.
Upon exclusively viewing the CW's Stylista — a reality show featuring 11 contestants competing for The Greatest Prize Ever (and a job at Elle magazine) — we discovered the premise is quite obviously based on The Devil Wears Prada: Incompetent people who have no business being involved in the fashion industry? Check. Frightening dictator (fashion news director Anne Slowey)? Check. Inane tasks that have seemingly nothing to do with fashion? Check. The difference: We wanted Anne Hathaway to succeed in the movie; in the reality TV version, we kind of hope everyone fails miserably. CONTINUED »
• Jessica Simpson attempts her best "sexy" face. [HT]
• "Ali Lohan is ready to follow in big sis Lindsay's musical footsteps" is not a compliment, Ali. Sorry. [INO]
• What the hell happened to Jake Gyllenhaal? [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got matching tattoos, because that's what BFFs do. [Yeeeah]
• Sacha Baron Cohen's daughter: A mini-Borat. [PS]
• The next classic Hollywood has decided to destroy: The Witches of Eastwick. We give up. [DListed]
Jessica Simpson is trying way too hard to fit in with the country music scene, as evidenced by her September cover of Elle magazine. During the interview she admits to "dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds," and while we applaud her for recognizing the problem, she has yet to fix it. Rumor has it she's expressed the desire to just become a big-haired Texas football wife and devote her life to prancing around in cowboy boots and a Tony Romo jersey. Uh, Jess? The oversized belt buckle and new country album aren't going to make the Dallas Cowboy wives like you. Sorry.
Mariah Carey has fallen a bit out of the spotlight lately now that her marriage to Nick Cannon has become old news. So, naturally, she's just now sharing the details on how Nick proposed to her — twice — in hopes of milking this story for all it's worth. But, really, we could have imagined these shenanigans already (it is Mariah, after all) so it's nothing groundbreaking:
'He sort of kidnapped me and took me on a helicopter ride. Then he re-proposed.' Cannon's first proposal had taken place on Carey's roof in Manhattan a couple of evenings prior and involved the hiding of a 17-carat diamond ring inside a candy ring pop.
Only the best for "eternally 12-years-old" Mariah.
This latest, three-frickin’-minute-long promo for Elle’s reality show Stylista is the most comprehensive overview of what this show is going to be about. Despite the insider gossipmongering, which labeled the show a "trainwreck," you have no choice but to be excited about this television program.
From the wet-look lips of Paris Hilton, in a recent interview with Elle magazine: "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready." And there you have it; start your Doomsday Clocks now. No word yet as to who the father will be, though we've got our money on Satan himself, who could impregnate the heiress simply by engulfing her in a putrid fog born of his excrement, or whatever lucky stud sneaks in that seventh crucial Patrón shot at Area.
After the jump, more of Hilton's Elle shoot.
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This interview is fluffier than baby laundry. Nice work, Elle.
After the jump, I Know Who Killed Me looks fucking bad!
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Page Six today says that Lindsay Lohan has hired a British spy to watch over philandering cokehead Calum Best, her sometimes boyfriend.
…Lohan has befriended a local photographer, Andy Sims, who will spy on Best for her. Best, caught on video partying with two hookers, is well known for a wandering eye, but it hasn't stopped Lohan from gushing about him. She tells September's Elle, "He's me in male form. We're very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic."
After reading that list, it's obvious Lohan should add "completely detached from fucking reality" as one of her main personality traits.
Lots more from her Elle shoot after the jump.
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In the September issue of Elle Lindsay Lohan expresses her desire to give a little bit of her time to the troops overseas. Unfortunately Hillary Clinton hasn't been able to work it out yet for lil' Lohan (yeah, that's not even a joke), but she's rearing to get into the shooting range as preparation. Since I'm sure Lindsay will be forced to carry live weapons when she's overseas instead of being flanked by a bevvy of security gaurds to protect our nation's most valuable treasure. People has the story of Lindsay's noble desires:
"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, according to the New York Post. "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous."
She continues, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."
Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. "I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."
What the hell is she taking shooting lessons for? That is downright terrifying. I wasn't under the impression that one needed to learn how to use weaponry before visiting the troops (Kathy Griffin sure didn't). By "concert for the troops" does she mean "enlist in the army" or something? I hope that by "concert for the troops" she is sort of implying "burlesque show" because I'm fairly sure they don't want to hear her sing. Either way props to Lindsay for wanting to visit our troops. For once I'll be respectful enough to leave a "giving the men something to masturbate to" joke out of this.
*Get it? Get it? The headline rhymes, sort of. And it's a play on the old "Send a salami to your boy in the army." Sigh, I tried.
Hilary Duff is maybe taking her need to appeal to the children and never disappoint their cash providing parents a bit far. She can keep acting in kids movies and singing bubble gum pop songs because in the end they pay her bills. I've even heard that though she and boyfriend Joel Madden roll in a pretty hipster crowd these days, she's really a very sweet girl. But claiming to still be a virgin? Sister, please. Hilary had this to say in her interview with Elle:
“It’s harder having a boyfriend who’s older because people just assume. “But (virginity) is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn’t mean I haven’t thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in.”
Screw you, how do you know whether or not I want to fit in? Oh, nevermind. If this story is true, I gotta believe Madden is at his wit's end. Not only is he not getting it, but his adorable girlfriend is only a whisper of the hot woman he scored years ago. Gaunt-face killa usually looks like she is about to break in half.
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