Look at how much they're trying to cover up his five o'clock shadow! Poor guy. Can you imagine having to do at 20 what you did at 12?

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ABRACAHOLYSHIT! "When Harry Potter actress Emma Watson turned 18 Tuesday, she received a birthday present fit for a wizard. For most teens, turning the big 18 and becoming a legal adult comes with a few small perks including voting rights. For Emma Watson, Hermione in the Harry Potter films, turning 18 grants her access to the $20 million she's amassed making the wildly popular film series."

• Guys like this are why Brooklyn pwns Manhattan. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan's father says he will not be ogling pictures of his naked daughter, despite their "artistic" slant. This surprises people for some reason. [DListed]

• That guy from Varsity Blues whose main character trait was his morbid obesity is now thin! There goes a career as "Fat Man #2." Hope it was worth it. [EBG]

• Jamie Lynn Spears, the one going to destroy her child, has been grounded. See? Those parents understand "discipline." [PS]

• Rihanna recently went shopping for art. Or, more likely, Rihanna recently went to a gallery and bought whatever the curator called "edgy." [INO]

• Harry Potter and Hermione are totally muggling each other. (We know muggle means non-wizard, nerd.) [ICYDK]

• Stacy Keibler, stop it! [HT]

• Scarlettoo. [Yeeeah]

• Ha! [YouTube]

• Donald Trump leaves a $10,000 tip! "A buck for every pound of lard in Rosie's fat ass," he's heard to proclaim. [DListed]

•l Punk'd! [PS]

• Despite the rumors, after seeing these pictures we wager the implants have not been removed. [HT]

• With Harry Potter over and your 18th birthday approaching, get ready for the real sharks, young thing. [INO]

• Hollywood blackmail! [ICYDK]

• Maybe lots of surgery will solve life's woes. Worth a shot if one's a sad maniac, right? [Yeeeah]

• Welp, then there's this. [CityRag]

Right about now is when all those pricks at Slytherin are wishing that they had actually studied the "Rememberum Nothingum" spell. Then they could make Hermione forget about the time they put a toad in her knicker drawer.

Lots more from her W shoot.

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• Justin Timberlake's hot new jams are expected to land on the charts soon! In the meantime, he's totally safe from airborne disease. [Popbytes]

• Pop a beer, watch Christina Aguilera's new video and pour one out for our fallen poptart, Britney Spears. [The Superficial]

• No, wait, guys. Britney's still making music. Listen to 30 seconds of the new drivel playing on repeat on her site and rethink your pleas for her to return to the scene. [PopSugar]

• If you've always want to be screwed, in the most literal sense, by Perez Hilton, today's your lucky day. [Perez Hilton]

• Got plans for the evening? Cancel them and masturbate to the genius of YouTube, specifically these 100 music videos. They f-ing rule. [Pitchforkmedia]

• Emma Watson is still the best possible example for our young women. Look, she drinks beer. She's not afraid of calories, girls! [Egotastic]

• Sharon Stone is unsure of the difference between her dog and her son, leaves son to wait in the the hot car while she eats lunch. I hope she cracked a window and left him some water at least. [IDLYITW]

• So is Emma Watson just constantly drunk these days, or what? [Yeeeah]

• Kevin Federline may be the sorce of leaked stories about Britney. Hey, something's gotta support his pot habit. [JustJared]

• Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake has waited just long enough to properly remind us how much better he fared in the Britney break-up. [PopSugar]

• Watch out, the Anna Nicole Smith spawn may still be coming. Expect post-pregnancy Trimspa, Baby. [The Superficial]

• Elizabeth Taylor may not be sick, but she is bat shit insane. [DListed]