The problem with the term "beautiful girl" is that girls are rarely, if ever, beautiful. Girls are pretty and girls are cute — and that's fine because there's a time and place for cute (the age 16 and prom, respectively) — but they're not beautiful. Women are beautiful. Women are sexy.

We're reminded of how many people ignore that important distinction around this time every year: the lad mag "Hot List" season, when Maxim et al group together the names of every sad, drunk, Botoxed, sutured, bleached, commodified and infected girl in Hollywood and try to pretend the resultant stable has sex appeal. We're sick of it, so we've compiled our own lineup of truly beautiful women. Feel free to suggest additions or complain.

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• I'm calling it: Most beautiful girl working in Hollywood. Hands down. [HT]

• That Chuck and Larry movie promises to be a 90 minute gay joke, right? No thanks. [ICYDK]

• What an odd and mildly attractive couple. [DListed]

• McDonald's would never stoop so high! [CityRag]

• "Courtney Love is still a fucking mess." [Yeeeah]

Were I to have a celebrity obsession à la Molly's special appreciation of Rachel Bilson, I believe mine would be Emmanuelle Chriqui. I originally saw her in a movie called 100 Girls with Katherine Heigl (surprisingly good, imagine Kevin Smith for teens), and she's set my heart aflutter ever since.

I think my attraction comes from the fact that you really never see her in anything—I don't have cable, so I can't see her on Entourage—and then all of a sudden she's out at Fashion Week like, "Here I am! Remember how disarmingly beautiful I am? Check out my coat and try to pronounce my last name without embarrassing yourself!"

Awwwwwww! Dammit! Is it tree-quee? Shrieky?

Never let it be said that this man didn't go for the gold.

The rest of the group at last nights premiere of The Departed all looked pretty crotch-grazable as well, if I do say so myself. Also, this looks like just about the coolest premiere crowd around. Not an annoying one in the bunch (other than Bono, but you can't give Bono trouble, because, well, he's Bono). No starlets. No drama. Just some damn find human specimens.

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• Okay, lets be honest here, Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong are totally staring at the a-hole cameraman rather than the topless woman right in front of them. [PopSugar]

• Drug addicted rock stars who ritualistically trash their hotel rooms can't hold a candle to Lindsay Lohan and her fircrotch of terror. [DListed]

• Kate Hudson has low expectations for her husband, especially in the grooming and not sleeping with other women departments. [Junkiness]

• Tired of being the only person preserving his sexy, Diddy allows Justin Timberlake to use his word. [Celebitchy]

• Dude, E is such an idiot for wanting any girl other than Sloane. What was that? Entourage isn't real? Oh. [Popoholic]

• The Beckhams must abide by strict no touching rules if they meet Suri. I would've gone more with "you break it you buy it," cause you better believe that bot was expensive. [Hollywood Rag]

• Haircut aside, Menu Suvari is a few (thousand) bottles of booze away from Bai Ling. [Bastardly]