Whatever happened to good old, stupid old celebrity endorsements that at least were only disgusting on a philosophical level?
Now we've got Levi's "Unbutton Your Beast" campaign. Disguised as "viral" marketing, "Beast" is actually just one big disgusting cock joke intended to briefly hold the attention of a sex-starved, increasingly brain dead public. ("Look, it's a meatball sub coming out of the zipper of a pair of pants! Funny, because that's where penises come out of too!") Other beasts unbuttoned on the site include a bespectacled hog, an alien wearing lipstick and a lobster claw.
Never before have I wished a company would increase its ad budget.
Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley apologized Monday for posting an explicit photo of himself on his Web site.
Cooley accidentally revealed more of himself than he wanted when he took a picture Sunday morning while preparing for a game against the New Orleans Saints. Cooley wanted to show the readers of his popular blog some of the study materials the players were given by coach Jim Zorn.
Cooley, however, said he was studying in the nude, and he didn't examine his photo closely before posting it.
NSFW picture is here.
Even an innocent bag of candy provides fodder for endless Miley Cyrus jokes. Who knew guitars had such an odd shape?
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Here we go! The latest and greatest Obama attack ad out of John McCain's camp not only juxtaposes the Democratic nominee with wearying tarts Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, it also resorts to one of the oldest scare tactics in the book: reminding everyone that Obama wants to raise taxes (possibly to fund his wife's Black Panther arsenal? Nobody knows!).
It's still only July, kids.
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