CAN YOU TAKE HEIGL WITH YOU? Spoiler alert: "Brooke Smith ends her run as Dr. Erica Hahn this Thursday on the ABC hit Grey's Anatomy. She joined the cast last season as the outspoken and brash Dr. Hahn, quickly becoming a fan favorite. On Thursday's episode Dr. Hahn made a weepy declaration that she was a lesbian after her bond with Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez) quickly moved into relationship territory. EW.com's Michael Ausiello reported Monday that the relationship's fast clip may have factored in the decision to dump Smith. But show creator Shonda Rhimes denied the allegation."

Why is Lauren Conrad's new Entertainment Weekly cover so creepy? Could be because it's damn horrifying that people are still talking about these Hills snots. But it probably has more to do with Conrad's eyes – why so deer-in-headlights, you nut? – which don't pair well with the news that her new favorite activity is sitting at home, alone, and crying about the ugly pit her life's become.

The great thing about Kanye West is he never lets his emotions get the best of him. Take, for example, the time Entertainment Weekly gave his Glow in the Dark Tour a B+. He wrote an eloquent and level-headed blog post to address the matter, much like he did yesterday in response to his latest bout of negative publicity. You see, Kanye angered many fans at the Bonnaroo music festival after taking the stage hours behind schedule. Mr. West says this scandal is "the worst insult I've ever had in my life," which isn't dramatic in the least. In fact, he says he is so irate, "I'm typing so f–king hard I might break my f–king Mac book Air!!!!!!!!" Easy there, tiger.

His entire explanation of what happened, after the jump. Oh, and it's in all caps. Happy reading!

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Kanye West, the batshit insane, Grumpy Gus rapper both thugs and sorority girls like, has once again lost his shit, this time in a blog post ranting against Entertainment Weekly for giving a B+ rating to his new Glow in the Dark Tour. Sayeth Yeezy:

Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!

Apparently, West was enraged that EW dared call him "a riveting soliloquist" and his performance "consuming."

Click through for the entire review.

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Seeing Christina Aguilera perform is spectacular, but hearing Rachel Ray explain how to make gaspacho: priceless. And that she did last night at the Entertainment Weekly Must List party. The guest list was hot (New York humidity'll getcha). Here's some MollyGood exclusive pictures from the event. I'm willing to bet that Terrence Howard and Gilbert Gottfried don't often run in the same circles. Everyone was beautiful and well-behaved. Hell, even Robert Downey Jr. looked startled at his own sobreity. Also, Neil Patrick Harris doesn't so much go by 'Doogie' anymore, who knew?

Last night, Christina Aguilera performed a couple new tracks from her upcoming album Back To Basics at Entertainment Weekly's "Must List" party at Buddha Bar in New York. Armed with a crap ass digital camera (hey, they wouldn't let anything "professional" inside!) we managed to grab most of her performance (if you'll excuse the gaps here and there, and the sound quality that we're a little embarrassed about). On the set list: Her first single "Ain't No Other Man," and our new favorite, "Candy Man," plus old favorites "Beautiful," "Lady Marmalade," and "Fighter."

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