Unlike, say, Barack Obama, Saturday Night Live had no problem filling that Rahm Emanuel spot during this week's broadcast. Because although there is only one African-American cast member right now on the show, there's at least 50 Jews hanging out in the green room.

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Mark Wahlberg, the man behind both "Good Vibrations" and Entourage, isn't exactly known for his warm and friendly demeanor. So it should come as no surprise that Marky Mark had some harsh words for Saturday Night Live after the show featured a clip of him (played by Andy Samberg) talking to random animals. The sketch was bizarre and slightly humorous (still, it's no "Fancy Pants"), but Wahlberg was not amused.

Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And Saturday Night Live hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now.

Oh, Marky Mark. You should probably be grateful to SNL for this whole thing — it's the most attention you've had in years. Click through for the clip and judge for yourself.

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We just don't get it; Entourage has been picked up for yet another season in which Jeremy Piven will demean people and Adrian Grenier will be like, "I'm a free spirit, man."

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BECKHAM ISN'T EXACTLY KNOWN FOR HIS BRAIN "David Beckham was happy to meet Entourage actor Rex Lee at Jermaine Dupri's birthday bash in Chicago. The only problem? 'It wasn't the real Rex Lee,' laughed a spy, 'and Becks brought him into the VIP area and spent the whole night drinking with him!'"

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Not completely disgusted with modern air travel, what with the glacial lines, last-second cancellations and dwindling luxuries? Then you're a more tolerant person than many, many others. But we dare you to resist booking your next trip on Amtrak upon hearing this news:

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What's this guy going to do once everyone realizes he's a second-rate actor who's just handsoming it out, bitch, and that his main vehicle is basically a commercial with dick jokes?

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• First off, a big good night and good luck to Corynne over at big sib Jossip. Page Six won't know what hit 'em. Or I guess they will, and it's you. The virtual water cooler will be lonely without ya. [Jossip]

• At least if you're going to get arrested trying to get Paris' signature, ask her to sign something funny, like Lindsay Lohan's CD. [X17]

• Straight to internet movie? Ouch, Tara Reid, very, very ouch. [PopBytes]

• Brody Jenner has been spending time getting close to another Laguna blondie, LC. How standard. [PopSugar]

• Justin Timberlake made a really long Gap ad. [DListed]

• Looks like someone forgot all about Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. [Pajiba]

• I'm no expert on drugs, but Paris Hilton's weed looks pretty crappy. [CityRag]

• Ashton knows that the best way to quit smoking is to think about not smoking while still smoking. [A Socialite's Life]

• Imagine Entourage, and then make it completely despicable. Enjoy. [BWE]

Meet Victor, F, Theater and Duck-Billed Platypus. They're just a Group of Guys. Sound familiar?

• Aretha Franklin tests the limits of the spagetti strap in a major way. [DListed]

• Joe Simpson says he has nothing do with his daughters love lived, you know, other than the hidden cameras in their bedrooms and specimen samples of every man either of the girls has ever been with. [Us Weekly]

• Speaking of Jessica Simpson's personal life, she bought some of Vanessa Minnillo in Maxim style underwear. So something sinister must be up. [TMZ]

• Katie Holmes is meeting with lawyers to "teach him a lesson." All I can think about is if she actually leaves Tom we'll totally see Suri sooner, cause you know sister'll need the photo cash. [Celebitchy]

• Critics find Scarlett Johansson sex scene "too distracting." Mostly because they don't want to pull a Pee Wee Herman. [Egotastic]

• John Travolta kisses a male friend. What would Xenu have to say about this? [A Socialite's Life]

• I'm not sure the term "jumping the shark" adequately describes K-Fed on Entourage. [PopSugar]

Can someone please tell Jeremy Piven that he is not actually Ari Gold? Sure it must feel good to finally be invited to the hot nubile young starlet's birthday celebrations, but they like you just the way you are, Piven, no need to put on the act all the time. Page Six has the story:

The "Entourage" party boy was wandering the beach in Malibu the day after attending Lindsay Lohan's 20th birthday blowout when several twentysomethings at a Smashbox Cares soiree offered him what appeared to be a "blunt" - a hollowed-out cigar filled with marijuana. "Piven gladly partook but then realized it had tobacco in it," says our bemused spy. "He launched into a tirade about how smoking ages you. He was with people in their 20s telling them he looked younger than them and took off his sunglasses so they could inspect his skin."

I know, I know, he has been all Zen and shit for a while now, but forcing a bunch of younger kids to inspect his skin, well, that just reeks of his Entourage egomaniac.

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