Bottom-rung tabloid OK! is learning the hard way that people get upset if you run fake cover stories about their "cancer scare."

TV doctor Eric Dane says he was "mortified" when he saw that OK!'s February 18 cover story intimated he had cancer. The actor is even thinking of filing a lawsuit, says Us Weekly, basking in the fallout of their competitor's destruction.

To be sure, Dane did have some malignant cells burned off his lips with liquid nitrogen, but that just means he's gross, not terminal.

GQ held their annual Men of the Year awards soirée last evening at Hollywood's famed Chateau Marmont.

Fun fact: Very few Men of the Year at the Men of the Year party. Is their shunning of such crap the key to their glory? Maybe!

Nevertheless, the aggregation of celebrities was thicker than 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere's makeup. Even Rumer Willis was there!!!!!!! Click through to see.

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Last evening marked the 59th Annual Emmy Awards (which I've heard were unyieldingly boring). Although they remain one of the least merit-based awards in history, the Emmys are one of the sharpest, and that should count for something.

After the jump, the gowns! Oh, the gowns!

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