Bust out the pints of Ben and Jerry's: 48-year-old Michael Lohan reportedly proposed to his girlfriend Erin Muller who, at 24, comes in at half his age. Sounds like true love to us. (Although, looking at the picture, we have a sneaking suspicion she's a little older than that. Or perhaps she's been spending all her time in a tanning bed.)

According to sources, "they're keeping [the engagement] quiet for the moment," which must be a lie because Michael Lohan couldn't keep something quiet if the world depended on it.

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