In 2006, Brad Pitt told Esquire that "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," but according to this puff piece interview, the couple will now get married when their kids ask them to.
A few caveats here:
ESQUIRE: PLEASE NOTE, VINCE VAUGHN HAS GOTTEN HEAVY • "Vince Vaughn looks a lot like Vince Vaughn, only bigger…His face is full, puffy enough to make him sometimes look as though he's fighting to keep his eyes open—not as though he's just woken up but as though he's never bothered to go to bed in the first place."
For some reason, Esquire magazine is still holding what must be slightly creepy meetings in which it rates sexy women, ultimately picking a "sexiest." Inevitably, the woman it chooses is famous. So famous, in fact, that her sex appeal has been significantly diminished because of the simple fact that everyone's sick of seeing her.
Such is the case, we think, with Halle Berry, winner of this year's sexiest title. She's beautiful indeed, but bland (not to mention a "that one"). When did it all get so boring?
Gallery after the jump.
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Hoverboards, colonization on Mars, cars that run on love — out of all the promises late 80s/early 90s films made to its children, how come the only thing technology reaped is better CGI to portray things that we still don't have?
Well, wonder no more, as the future is officially here, albeit in a crappy, analog form. Esquire's digital cover, y'all:
Look, ma, no new ideas! Also: Why is Jessica Simpson still having cover stories written about her?
We were going to argue that this cover was too verbose, but then we realized nobody is going to pay attention to the words.
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• Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]
• "Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV" [PS]
• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]
• Awesome giant rock that's not rare at all. [ICYDK]
• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]
• Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that's how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]
• Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]
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